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Author Archives: Emperor Lu Bu
Good night, sweet prince.
Rest in peace, Alexander Malachi Archer. (formerly Michael R. Holt) He has gone to meet the Great Programmer(s) of this Simulation Universe, and sincerely hopes to be born next into a young man on an Iron Age earth, in a … Continue reading
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You always said “I love you”, but never bothered to say “I’m sorry”.
I’ve often said that you were just like my ex in that regard, mom. It turned out that I was more than right, for even she never attempted such backhanded excuses (masquerading as apologies) as you… “I’m sorry if you … Continue reading
What goes into being a Lady
I’ve railed against bitches numerous times on Show Me in the past, and can only recall going into what constitutes being a Lady briefly. That seems to me to be an oversight. It is perhaps our nature (as Men) to charge into … Continue reading
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I would’ve made one hell of a medieval hermit. Seriously, as much as I enjoy being alone and (more importantly) independent, it wouldn’t surprise me at all if in a previous life I were a monk, a pioneer, or even … Continue reading
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WRITERS BEWARE: Amazon is a Corporate Whore and a Godmother to Trolls!
…great article of why Amazon merging with Goodreads was a shitty idea. ——— It took me less than a month dealing with Amazon to discover what other people have apparently known for quite some time now. I realize that some … Continue reading
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A few teaser chapters of Xeresgate that you WON’T see on Amazon… ;)
Because my actual fans show up to my blog first (and not the troll flytrap that Amazon is), I will be rewarding the faithful with a look at some of the better chapters that lie beyond the initial eight or … Continue reading →