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Good night, sweet prince.
Rest in peace, Alexander Malachi Archer. (formerly Michael R. Holt) He has gone to meet the Great Programmer(s) of this Simulation Universe, and sincerely hopes to be born next into a young man on an Iron Age earth, in a … Continue reading
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You always said “I love you”, but never bothered to say “I’m sorry”.
I’ve often said that you were just like my ex in that regard, mom. It turned out that I was more than right, for even she never attempted such backhanded excuses (masquerading as apologies) as you… “I’m sorry if you … Continue reading
What goes into being a Lady
I’ve railed against bitches numerous times on Show Me in the past, and can only recall going into what constitutes being a Lady briefly. That seems to me to be an oversight. It is perhaps our nature (as Men) to charge into … Continue reading
Posted in Agnostically Biblical, Instructional, Pensive
Tagged ants, being a Lady, Betty Crocker, bitch, bitches, bugs, caring listener, castles, charge into the fray, charity, cleaning, common enemies, common enemy, countries, crackers, dinner engagements, dinner parties, fortresses, gentlemen, gracious, gurus, homes, hostess, houses, inspiring, intimate encounters, inviting energy, Julia Child, kingdoms, ladies, Ladies are compassionate, Ladies are domestic, Ladies are respectful of Men, lady, love vs respect, lovely, men, mental assaults, mice, natural enemies, nature, noble, NYC, peers, politeness, real men, rich White guys, Show Me, societal fraud, soup kitchen, stains, subway beggars, taking offense, tax write-offs, tears, umbrage, US foreign policy, vagrants, vermin, warmth, Western ideas of love, what makes a Lady
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Isolationism
I would’ve made one hell of a medieval hermit. Seriously, as much as I enjoy being alone and (more importantly) independent, it wouldn’t surprise me at all if in a previous life I were a monk, a pioneer, or even … Continue reading
Posted in Pensive, Rant
Tagged 300 pounds, Adam, aid, anticlimactic, apathy, balance, beat down, berated, Bill Burr, black, bus travel, bystanders, coup, criminals, defense, dictator, disappointment, falling, fighting, frustration, fuckers need to die, get off your high horse, global apocalypse, Godsend, hermit, human extinction, ingrates, isolationism, jackasses, Latino, loneliness, medieval, MGHOW, MGTOW, misanthropic, monk, national genocide, NYC, overlord, people are generally evil, pioneer, police, sea bag, security, shitheads, Solitarian, stop fucking, struggle, stupid people, surreal, thieves, Times Square, True Story, TV bullshit, victims, violated, violence, wish for fewer people
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WRITERS BEWARE: Amazon is a Corporate Whore and a Godmother to Trolls!
…great article of why Amazon merging with Goodreads was a shitty idea. ——— It took me less than a month dealing with Amazon to discover what other people have apparently known for quite some time now. I realize that some … Continue reading
Posted in Instructional, Published Works, Rant, Update
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Fuck Natalie Morales!
You all know that I don’t normally do current events specifically, but rather point to the generally terrible societal zeitgeist instead. Also, I don’t generally watch the news (unless I’m in a weird mood and The Daily Show or The … Continue reading
Posted in Agnostically Biblical, Celebrity, Rant
Tagged Al Roker, all bad news, Batman, Batman protects a WHOLE CITY, cable, Caped Crusader, cartoon community, Comcast, comic book community, condescending bitches, current events, deluded bitches, Elizabeth Banks, emo bitch, feminist bitches, feminist bullshit, feminist fuck-face, feminist morons, feminist propaganda, free Hulu is the only type I'll EVER watch, Fuck Natalie Morales, gender equality flies in the face of biology, gender equality is a myth, gender quota, heroes, jackass, Lego, LEGO movie trailer, LEGOs, LEGOs movie, mainstream media, men are better engineers - architects - construction foremen - playwrights - poets - writers - musicians - comedians - inventors - pioneers, millionaire playboy philanthropist, Narcissism, Narcissistic, Natalie Morales, neutered Beta, news, nostalgia, Papa State, people with money buy sound systems for their TVs, Princess Complex, real men, social zeitgeist, standing on the shoulders of giants, superheros, sycophants, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, The Piece of Resistance, the straw that broke the camel's back, the Today show is shitty, Today show, TV, Where are all the Ladies??, Who the fuck is Lucy?, worthless feminist opinions
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A few teaser chapters of Xeresgate that you WON’T see on Amazon… ;)
Because my actual fans show up to my blog first (and not the troll flytrap that Amazon is), I will be rewarding the faithful with a look at some of the better chapters that lie beyond the initial eight or … Continue reading →