Category Archives: Rant

Isolationism

Posted on April 2, 2014 by Emperor Lu Bu

I would’ve made one hell of a medieval hermit. Seriously, as much as I enjoy being alone and (more importantly) independent, it wouldn’t surprise me at all if in a previous life I were a monk, a pioneer, or even … Continue reading →

Posted in Pensive, Rant | Tagged 300 pounds, Adam, aid, anticlimactic, apathy, balance, beat down, berated, Bill Burr, black, bus travel, bystanders, coup, criminals, defense, dictator, disappointment, falling, fighting, frustration, fuckers need to die, get off your high horse, global apocalypse, Godsend, hermit, human extinction, ingrates, isolationism, jackasses, Latino, loneliness, medieval, MGHOW, MGTOW, misanthropic, monk, national genocide, NYC, overlord, people are generally evil, pioneer, police, sea bag, security, shitheads, Solitarian, stop fucking, struggle, stupid people, surreal, thieves, Times Square, True Story, TV bullshit, victims, violated, violence, wish for fewer people | Leave a comment

WRITERS BEWARE: Amazon is a Corporate Whore and a Godmother to Trolls!

Posted on March 17, 2014 by Emperor Lu Bu

…great article of why Amazon merging with Goodreads was a shitty idea. ——— It took me less than a month dealing with Amazon to discover what other people have apparently known for quite some time now. I realize that some … Continue reading →

Posted in Instructional, Published Works, Rant, Update | 8 Comments

Fuck Natalie Morales!

Posted on February 5, 2014 by Emperor Lu Bu

You all know that I don’t normally do current events specifically, but rather point to the generally terrible societal zeitgeist instead. Also, I don’t generally watch the news (unless I’m in a weird mood and The Daily Show or The … Continue reading →

Posted in Agnostically Biblical, Celebrity, Rant | Tagged Al Roker, all bad news, Batman, Batman protects a WHOLE CITY, cable, Caped Crusader, cartoon community, Comcast, comic book community, condescending bitches, current events, deluded bitches, Elizabeth Banks, emo bitch, feminist bitches, feminist bullshit, feminist fuck-face, feminist morons, feminist propaganda, free Hulu is the only type I'll EVER watch, Fuck Natalie Morales, gender equality flies in the face of biology, gender equality is a myth, gender quota, heroes, jackass, Lego, LEGO movie trailer, LEGOs, LEGOs movie, mainstream media, men are better engineers - architects - construction foremen - playwrights - poets - writers - musicians - comedians - inventors - pioneers, millionaire playboy philanthropist, Narcissism, Narcissistic, Natalie Morales, neutered Beta, news, nostalgia, Papa State, people with money buy sound systems for their TVs, Princess Complex, real men, social zeitgeist, standing on the shoulders of giants, superheros, sycophants, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, The Piece of Resistance, the straw that broke the camel's back, the Today show is shitty, Today show, TV, Where are all the Ladies??, Who the fuck is Lucy?, worthless feminist opinions | 19 Comments

I’m DONE with secondary education.

Posted on December 18, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

This will be short, but this needed to be said… I’m DONE with secondary education. DONE. And I don’t mean in the sense where people say, “I’ve finally graduated college/university and have gotten that shitty, useless piece of paper that … Continue reading →

Posted in Rant, Update | Tagged Associate Degree, bored, classroom led by morons with fake-ass doctorates, college, college degrees are WORTHLESS, common fucking sense, debts, done pretending, done with college, done with secondary education, done with student loans, Fine Arts, fortune, GCU sucks, genius intellect, God of the Universe, idiots are NOT my superiors, make it or die trying, massive, news, not bothering to graduate, obituaries, real successes aren't made by college degrees, sinking economy, stalled job market, student loans, the Universe is with me, university, wish me luck, writing | 6 Comments

You know what? FUCK Family Guy!

Posted on December 17, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

I’ve been there while Seth MacFarlane just outright shit all over men’s rights and the perception of strong, decent men (American Dad), and then shit all over our common sense and apparent tolerance for outright crap (The Cleveland Show), but … Continue reading →

Posted in Pensive, Rant | Tagged ad revenue, America, American Dad!, Amurricah, asshole, avaricious opportunist, Beta, Bill Burr, Bill Maher, Bob's Burgers, book writing, Brian, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Christmas message, clods, Comcast On-Demand, comedy, commercials SUCK - WHY are there still commercials?!?, common sense, creativity, dancing shows, Dane Cook, decent men, directionless, disingenuous, drivel, empty joke storehouse, Family Guy, flawed, FOX, free publicity, FUCK Family Guy, FUCK YOU Seth MacFarlane, Fuck you!, gimmicky, grounded, Hulu, in-duh-viduals, inanity, instruction, intellect, intellectual, Jeff Dunham, Jon Stewart, junk food, knowledge, Korea, Korean animators, liar, lonely graves, machinating, manipulative, men's rights, Merry Christmas, MGTOW, nerds, Netflix, Nickelodeon, Old Guard of Comedy, once-great nation, only options, pablum, pandering, pandering to bitches, pandering to the lowest common denominator, PUA, public accounts, publicity, readers, Real Time, reason, Red Pill Ladies, Ritalin, rotten leadership, self-aware, sell-out, Seth MacFarlane, Sinatra wannabe, singing shows, smug bullshit, soccer moms, Stewie never killed Lois, stop watching Family Guy, straw that broke the camel's back, strong men, talent shows, The Cleveland Show, The Daily Show, the death of Brian, the vault episode was utter shit, tolerance, TV, white noise, writer, YouTube | Leave a comment

For all the Enlisted Veterans that never made it to E-6 or above…

Posted on November 11, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

Happy Veterans Day, fellow under-appreciated warriors! As a veteran of the titular group myself, I feel your pain. You’re never saluted, hardly ever recognized or respected, get sent first into battle, and get the crappiest jobs around the base (or … Continue reading →

Posted in Comedic, Rant | Tagged Air Force, Army, base, battle, boot-licking suck-ups, Coast Guard, college money, core competency, crap jobs, day-to-day, disrespected, drinking, drugs, dumb officers, E-5 and below, E-6, enlisted veterans, evaluations, every day, front lines, GI Bill, glamourless, golfing with the Chief, Happy Veterans Day, I feel your pain, idiots, intellect, interminable, lower class, lower enlisted guys, Marines, medical care, middle class, National Reserve, Navy, never saluted, post-9/11, redneck, service, ship, side hustle, superiors, THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE, thankless, Toby Keith, under-appreciated, unrecognized, VA Hospitals, veterans, vets, warriors, worthless degrees | Leave a comment

It’s Time (Again) to Address the Peanut Gallery

Posted on October 24, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

As readers of mine who have read me for long enough can tell you, I have addressed the reason my comments are moderated before. But considering this new jackass obviously hasn’t read me for that long, allow me to say … Continue reading →

Posted in Rant, Update | Tagged addressing the peanut gallery, anonymous, asshole, awesome readers, barking at the moon, blog, calumniation, commenter, comments, conversation, coward, cowardly, Facebook, forums, fucker, fuckstick, I pay for this, insults, jackass, letter, lies, mindless drivel, moderated, moderation, motherfucker, peanut gallery, people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, personal attacks, published for free, pussy, putting the peanut gallery in its place, readers, reading, scared little bitch, stupid-ass, trash, trashed, unread, WordPress, writers, you can't comment if I don't want you to, YouTube | 3 Comments

The Right to Death

Posted on October 8, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

I hear a lot of people talk about a fetus’ (or any other life form that can’t speak for itself) “Right to Life”, but I never hear anyone cover what I consider to be an especially salient topic: The Right … Continue reading →

Posted in Agnostically Biblical, Pensive, Rant | Tagged annoying, any time you damn well please, average people, better off without them, bitches, bitches want to run your life, Black Death, bullshit, civil liberties, depressing corporate offices, depressing factories, elderly programs, failed attempt, federal government, fetus, feudal times, free speech, hurling through infinity, job competition, lines, my life, NAWALT, old people, others are involved, our lives, plague, proper sentencing, right to representation, robber baron banking institutions, salient topic, security, self-righteous assholes, spoiled princesses, stupidity, suicide, supply and demand, survival, take your own life, terrorists, The Right to Death, The Right to Life, traffic, trial by jury, unique snowflakes, up to me, up to you | Leave a comment

Crime under the Guise of Policy

Posted on September 25, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

I know that corporate America thinks that company policy is law, but I want to be quite clear when I say that it is not. Not only do company policies sometimes run contrary to civil laws (I should say that … Continue reading →

Posted in Pensive, Rant | Tagged 24-hour waiting periods, acceptable, America: Land of the Rich, and Home of the Screwed, assholes, banking powerhouse, banks, bets, capital, cashing checks, Catch Me If You Can, charity, check fraud, civil law, college policy, common sense, company policy, corporate America, corporate Christian assholes, corporate giant, crime, denying you your money, four decades, Frank Abagnale, fraud, GCU, GCU sucks, get your thumbs out of your asses, Grand Canyon University sucks, guise, high stakes gambling, hypocritical fuckers, Jesus, law, logic, machine, money futures, my fucking money, no legal repercussions, nominal, policy, profit, savings accounts, schlub, stealing, stealing is stealing - no matter your policy, stocks, team cash, team dollar, technology, theft, your money | 3 Comments

I’m getting REALLY FUCKING TIRED of Christians!

Posted on September 16, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

This post isn’t to further distance myself from the subject matter brushed up against in my last post, but if you want to take it that way, more power to you. This post is in response to a solid fucking … Continue reading →

Posted in Pensive, Rant | Tagged annoying, asshole college, assholes, asswipes, atheists, bad luck, Betas, bitches, Bronze Age religion, bullshit, charlatan, Christianity, Christians NEVER admit when they're wrong, College is ridiculously expensive, corporate Christian assholes, corporate drones, cranky, creator, Don't waste my time or money, drone administrators, drones, dumb fucks, education, Emperor, English Literature, evolution, facade, faith, feed me, Fuck you!, GCU sucks, glaring lapses in logic, Grand Canyon University sucks, I don't suffer fools, I will sue you, idiotic instructors, idiots, imbeciles, incensed, incompetent, infuriated, introductory course, lazy faith of Evolution, livid, mandatory uselessness, monkey men, moronic, moronic doctoral candidates, morons, much-needed revision, obviously wrong, one-rule, online college, online student, overpriced, penury sucks, pious cunts, rapport, revenge-based motivation, salvation, self-defeating logic, self-righteous, shit sundae, smarter than you, still need money for rent, tired of assholes, tired of Christians, tired of hypocrites, traitor, understanding landlord, unmitigated gall, unnecessary, virulent, waste of time | 18 Comments

Category Archives: Rant

Isolationism

WRITERS BEWARE: Amazon is a Corporate Whore and a Godmother to Trolls!

I’m DONE with secondary education.

You know what? FUCK Family Guy!

For all the Enlisted Veterans that never made it to E-6 or above…

It’s Time (Again) to Address the Peanut Gallery

The Right to Death

Crime under the Guise of Policy

I’m getting REALLY FUCKING TIRED of Christians!

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