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“Xeresgate: The Castle Within” IS FINALLY AVAILABLE!!!
This is it, my faithful readers and fans… the very beginning of the beautiful, awesome, peerless journey into the world of Xeresgate! It’s been seemingly countless hours of getting the formats just rightly and getting the cover just how I … Continue reading →
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Tagged 50s virtues, 69 chapters, 747, 80008 words, absolute Truth, acting, actors, Adam, advisors, All Your Base Are Belong To Us, allegories, America, apple, Archer, Armani, assholes, Assum Mirza, ATMs, award ceremonies, Baltimore, bar tabs, Barney Stinson, bars, bartenders, bathroom poetry, bathroom stalls, bedtime stories, being a good wingman, being remembered, billionaires, Billy Watson, bimbos, bitches, Blackhawk, bodyguards, Bon Jovi, Bon Jovi 2010 Circle Tour, bosses, brawlers, Brooklyn, bummers, busty redhead, cabs, camera phones, castle amenities, castle building, castles, Catholics, celebrities, Cessna, cheap cell phones, Christmas, Christmas mornings, cities, city, Claude, clubs, cocaine, cock-blocking, Coke vs Pepsi, collections tricks, college, college loans, community college, computers, country bars, cowboy hats, cowboys, crab pizzas, crotchety grandpas, cursing, cynicism, Dad, Dads, Dagorhir, daughters, demi-gods, Deputy Meyer, Destiny, diabetes, diamond cuff links, douchebags, dreams, drinking, drunk chicks, DVDs, Earth, Earths, email, England, English, English teacher Ms. Lewis, Eve, expensive, FAA, faith, fake breasts, fallacy, fame, family, Fate, father, fathers, female abusiveness, fighting, figuratively, financial independence, first-class flying, Ford trucks, fortune, France, Franklin Avenue, Fred Dibnah, galaxies, Game, Genghis Khan, gentlemen, geriatrics, get-rich-quick schemes, getting drunk, goals, God, God of the Universe, gods, gold coins, gold-digging whores, Google, Google Maps, gorgeous women, great crystal, Greece, grenades, hangovers, harpies, HDTVs, Helen, Hilton, holy book, honesty, hope, hosts, humans, humor, Hurricanes, ideals, inhibitions, isolationism, Jack Dalton, James, Jamesian Text, Jersey, Jim-Bob Abernathy, Jimmy Olsen, jobs, journey, July heat waves, Katie, Kevin Hart, kingdoms, Krod Mandoon, lack of social courtesy, Ladies' Night, language, laptops, legacies, legacy, Legend of the Seeker, lemon waters, lifestyles, Lilith, limousines, literally, long walks, lottery, lottery tickets, Lu Bu, luck, lucky, lunch dates, MacGyver, magic, magical, Malachi Hunter, Mama Fratelli, Manhattan, Mayberry, MD, medieval community, medieval times, Mega-Millions Jackpot, mentors, Merlin, metaphors, MGHOW, MGTOW, Michael, Michael Clarke Duncan, Michael R. Holt, mighty warriors, millionaires, Minecraft, misanthropes, Mom, Moms, money, monument, monuments, Nathan Fillion, New York City, nine cents, novel, NY, NYC, objects of anger, organic foods, passion, paychecks, penury, people, people too stupid to KNOW they're stupid, Pepe Le Pew, pick-up jargon, pilots, pirates, pizza, Playstation, polished dress shoes, porn, poverty, powers, prescription drugs, progeny, property taxes, PS2, PS4, PUA, PUAs, PvP, racism, racists, rappers, reading, realtors, recliners, refurbs, rich people, Rich Texan, road trips, Rome, Royalty, safety deposit boxes, Salt Lake City, Sam Elliott, sarcasm, scam artists, Scarlett O' Hara, Scotland, Sean Rouse, security jobs, selective hearing, Shakespeare, Shannon, shenanigans, similes, sincerity, Sir Kenneth Branagh, sketching, sleeping on benches, small mountain towns, smarminess, sons, South America, spaceship captains, spite, spoiled kids, sports metaphors, State Fair apples, stewardesses, straws in drinks, strip clubs, strippers, subconscious, superheroes, supernatural powers, superstition, surgery, talking smack behind people's backs, taxes, techniques, texting, the 80s, the Art, The Art of Castle Building, The Bible, the cave incident, the East, the Fates, The Game, the Garden, the Great Wall of China, the identity of the one woman I ever loved, the IRS, The Pen Is Mightier Productions, the Pyramids, The Simpsons, the West, the widow Athelas, theatre, tips, Tisha, truth, TV, twat-blockers, ugly, Universe, universes, Vanessa, Vera, Viktor Bender, VIP, VIPs, vocabulary, vodka, vodka shots, waitresses, Weight Watchers, white picket fences, Wilford Brimley, William Shakespeare, wingman, wings, wisdom, working men, world, writing, Xeresgate, Xeresgate - The Castle Within, Yahweh, yoga, yokels
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The Final Countdown
I don’t want to put too much emphasis on it (in case I [or circumstances] end up disappointing me again), but my novel… my magnum opus, if you will… is on a do-or-die schedule to be completed and available for … Continue reading →
Posted in Comedic, Update, YouTube
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Tagged $30 donation gets you a free book, aesthetics, America, author, autobiographies are often hyperbolic, bitches, blog, book, castles, cattle ranching, character, China, city bars, comedy, depression in America, dilettante, disappointment, discourse, do or die, Egypt, email, Emperor Lu Bu, EmperorLuBu.com, English grammar, Europe, excelling, fans, focus, God of the Universe, God Wants You to Wear a Hat, gods, Harry Potter, honorable, independence, IRS, J. R. R. Tolkien, languages, listening, lottery, magic, magnum opus, medieval times, MGTOWs, Minecraft, misandry, Monday, mountains, Mr. Fillion, Nathan Fillion, Nathan fucking Fillion, novel, online printers, PayPal, Pearl Harbor Sucked, pleasure, polyglot, polymath, poverty, prostitution, PUAs, racism, readers, reincarnation, self-publishing, Shakespeare, songs, spirit keeping, stimulation, strip clubs, super powers, Team America - World Police, The Final Countdown, Twitter, update, videos, viewing, wealth, website name, WKUK, work, writer, writing, Wu Xing, Xeresgate - The Castle Within, You're welcome, YouTube, Zhuge Liang
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Nathan Fillion, The Super-Villain
***This post is specifically for NATHAN FILLION, so everyone else, turn your heads for a second and let the man read.*** I’ll make this quick, Nathan, as I know Castle and other things demand your time. I know the following … Continue reading →
Posted in Celebrity, Update
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Tagged BriTANicK, celebrity cameo, my book, Nathan Fillion, reading, super-villains, The Daly Show, villains, writing, Xeresgate - The Castle Within
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10 Questions you WISH someone would ask you…
In my short lifetime (relative to the sun, civilization, and dirt), I’ve filled out a survey or two – mostly on friends’ Facebook accounts (back in the day – I don’t really “do” FB anymore). The most annoying thing is … Continue reading →
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Tagged 30 Rock, 50/50, acting, actor, Adam Sandler, advice, Allah, Alphas, America, American, American bastard, American bitch, anal play, anal sex, anarchy, ancient world, Angelina Jolie, Angkor Wat, Anthony Jeselnik, Archer, ascend, attractive, awesome, Bacchus, bad investment, badass, Baltimore, bareback, bars, bastards, believing, belligerent, Ben Affleck, benevolent, Bill Burr, Bill Maher, bipolar disorder, bitches, blog, blowjobs, Blu-Rays, blushing bride, Brad Pitt, Brazil, breast cancer, breasts, Brian Blessed, bride, broken, Buddha, bulwark, C-SPAN, Cambodia, careers, Cartoon Network, celebrities, channels, charisma, charming bastards, chaste, chastity, Chaucer, Chichen Itza, child support, Chile, China, Christ the Redeemer, citizenship, civilization, comedians, Comedy Central, commentators, common complaint, common sense, compassion, complete authority, Conan O'Brien, conscience, consciousness, corporations, court, criminally unfavorable laws, crown, cuckold, cuckolded, cultural viability, daughters, dead, dedication, deficiency, democracy, die alone, dildos, Dionysus, divorce, Doc Brown, dominance, dominion, double mastectomy, douchebag pricks, dowry, drama, DVDs, Easter Island, ecstasy, Eddie Murphy, Egypt, elemental magic, Emmy, English mastery, English teachers, Eternal To-Do List, ether, Exodus, exorbitant, Facebook, famous people, father, feminist bitches, fiancee, fiction, fiery pit, firemen, flawed system, flying, forever, free porn, freedom, freedoms, front lines of combat, fuck you and chuck you, fuck-fest, Genesis, gentlemen, GI Bill, gilded cage, girls, glean, glory, goal, goals, God, God of the Universe, God said so, gods, graciously, grammar, grammar Nazis, Great Scott!, Greek gods, H. Jon Benjamin, Hamlet, happily, harridans, he deserves it, heart problems, heaven, Hedonism, height, heir, hell, herpes, high-class, history, histrionic disorder, Hollywood, homosexual, humor, hump you and dump you, husband, hysterectomy, ideal, idiots, imperative, India, infinite, infinite couch potato, insanely wealthy, insightful, intellect, intelligence, internet, invisibility, ironclad prenuptial agreement, Israel, Italy, Jesus, Jim Jefferies, John Tyler, Jon Stewart, Jonah Hill, Jordan, Judeo-Christian, Kate Winslet, King, King's English, kingdom, Kristen Stewart, Kristen Wiig, ladies, lady, language, law, legacies, legacy, legal team, leisure, lies, life show, lifetime, lineage, linguistics, lion, lord, lore, Machu Picchu, magical, managers, mangina, manly, manly bitch, marriage, married, martial arts, masturbation, meanings, mental acuity, mental problems, Mexico, Michael Rosenbaum, middle English, military, military men, mind, misery, misery loves company, modern English, music, musical, Nathan Fillion, nation, NBC, Netflix, nightclubs, nonsense, notes, NYC, old English, omnipotence, on the pill, Onan, OP, opinion, opinions, opportunity, origins, Oscar, Owen Wilson, pages, paternity, patriot, pattern baldness, perish, personality, Peru, Petra, physically ideal, piano, poetry, policemen, porn, power struggle, premarital sex, privacy, private, probability, professions, pronunciation, proper, proper mates, prose, Psalms, public defense, public disagreements, question everything, questions, rabid lawyers, Ralph Fiennes, Raw, read, real men, records, reign, reincarnation, relatable, remarried, research, Roman gods, royal, rule, Russia, Samaritan, Santa Claus, schizophrenia, serious health concerns, Seth Rogen, sexual congress, sexual prime, sexual proclivities, Shakespeare, Shakespearean actors, sheep, shit sandwich, Shiva, shoot the shit, short, shorter, Sir Derek Jacobi, Sir Ian McKellen, Sir Kenneth Branagh, Sir Patrick Stewart, sluts, smorgasbord, SMP, SMV, social situations, society, son, sperm, spineless sheep, spirits, sports, STDs, story, submission, submit, substance, success, suitors, super speed, supernatural powers, superpowers, supreme power, survey, Tae Kwon Do, tall, taller, tangent, telekinesis, teleportation, The Amber Room, The Baha'i Terraces, The Canterbury Tales, The Colosseum, the East, The Giza Pyramids, The Great Wall, The Moai statues, The Taj Mahal, the West, theatre, thou shalt not, throne, tiava.com, time, time manipulation, time travel, Timothy Spall, Tony, treasure, truth, tubal ligation, TV, under-appreciated, Universal jackpot, Universe, utopia, vagina, vaginal insertables, vaginal treasure, vaginally, Vietnam, villain, vocabulary, vocations, wars, watcher, WBC assholes, wealthy, Western women, White Knight, whores, wife, wine, wisdom, wise, wiser, wish, witch, woman, womanhood, workplace, world events, World Wonders, worship, writing, xenophobic, Xeresgate, Yahweh, young, Zeus
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My Dreams have Awesome Cameos
…though I’d prefer to think of them as “co-stars”. So, last night, I had a dream with three A-list co-stars in it. There was Tina Fey, (I can’t remember the second one for sure, but I have a strong feeling … Continue reading →
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Tagged A-list, awesome, cameos, co-stars, dreams, episode, interpretation, Joe Biden, Nathan Fillion, readers, Tina Fey
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Show Me 
It’s Like Dowsing for Accountability!
(In other words, I expect this to have as good of a chance for success.) As a writer, both my biggest motivator (and potentially biggest fear) is accountability. (I suppose that should just say “As me…”, but this is about … Continue reading →