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What goes into being a Lady

Posted on April 6, 2014 by Emperor Lu Bu

I’ve railed against bitches numerous times on Show Me in the past, and can only recall going into what constitutes being a Lady briefly. That seems to me to be an oversight. It is perhaps our nature (as Men) to charge into … Continue reading →

Posted in Agnostically Biblical, Instructional, Pensive | Tagged ants, being a Lady, Betty Crocker, bitch, bitches, bugs, caring listener, castles, charge into the fray, charity, cleaning, common enemies, common enemy, countries, crackers, dinner engagements, dinner parties, fortresses, gentlemen, gracious, gurus, homes, hostess, houses, inspiring, intimate encounters, inviting energy, Julia Child, kingdoms, ladies, Ladies are compassionate, Ladies are domestic, Ladies are respectful of Men, lady, love vs respect, lovely, men, mental assaults, mice, natural enemies, nature, noble, NYC, peers, politeness, real men, rich White guys, Show Me, societal fraud, soup kitchen, stains, subway beggars, taking offense, tax write-offs, tears, umbrage, US foreign policy, vagrants, vermin, warmth, Western ideas of love, what makes a Lady | Leave a comment

“Xeresgate: The Castle Within” IS FINALLY AVAILABLE!!!

Posted on March 8, 2014 by Emperor Lu Bu

This is it, my faithful readers and fans… the very beginning of the beautiful, awesome, peerless journey into the world of Xeresgate! It’s been seemingly countless hours of getting the formats just rightly and getting the cover just how I … Continue reading →

Posted in Published Works, Update | Tagged 50s virtues, 69 chapters, 747, 80008 words, absolute Truth, acting, actors, Adam, advisors, All Your Base Are Belong To Us, allegories, America, apple, Archer, Armani, assholes, Assum Mirza, ATMs, award ceremonies, Baltimore, bar tabs, Barney Stinson, bars, bartenders, bathroom poetry, bathroom stalls, bedtime stories, being a good wingman, being remembered, billionaires, Billy Watson, bimbos, bitches, Blackhawk, bodyguards, Bon Jovi, Bon Jovi 2010 Circle Tour, bosses, brawlers, Brooklyn, bummers, busty redhead, cabs, camera phones, castle amenities, castle building, castles, Catholics, celebrities, Cessna, cheap cell phones, Christmas, Christmas mornings, cities, city, Claude, clubs, cocaine, cock-blocking, Coke vs Pepsi, collections tricks, college, college loans, community college, computers, country bars, cowboy hats, cowboys, crab pizzas, crotchety grandpas, cursing, cynicism, Dad, Dads, Dagorhir, daughters, demi-gods, Deputy Meyer, Destiny, diabetes, diamond cuff links, douchebags, dreams, drinking, drunk chicks, DVDs, Earth, Earths, email, England, English, English teacher Ms. Lewis, Eve, expensive, FAA, faith, fake breasts, fallacy, fame, family, Fate, father, fathers, female abusiveness, fighting, figuratively, financial independence, first-class flying, Ford trucks, fortune, France, Franklin Avenue, Fred Dibnah, galaxies, Game, Genghis Khan, gentlemen, geriatrics, get-rich-quick schemes, getting drunk, goals, God, God of the Universe, gods, gold coins, gold-digging whores, Google, Google Maps, gorgeous women, great crystal, Greece, grenades, hangovers, harpies, HDTVs, Helen, Hilton, holy book, honesty, hope, hosts, humans, humor, Hurricanes, ideals, inhibitions, isolationism, Jack Dalton, James, Jamesian Text, Jersey, Jim-Bob Abernathy, Jimmy Olsen, jobs, journey, July heat waves, Katie, Kevin Hart, kingdoms, Krod Mandoon, lack of social courtesy, Ladies' Night, language, laptops, legacies, legacy, Legend of the Seeker, lemon waters, lifestyles, Lilith, limousines, literally, long walks, lottery, lottery tickets, Lu Bu, luck, lucky, lunch dates, MacGyver, magic, magical, Malachi Hunter, Mama Fratelli, Manhattan, Mayberry, MD, medieval community, medieval times, Mega-Millions Jackpot, mentors, Merlin, metaphors, MGHOW, MGTOW, Michael, Michael Clarke Duncan, Michael R. Holt, mighty warriors, millionaires, Minecraft, misanthropes, Mom, Moms, money, monument, monuments, Nathan Fillion, New York City, nine cents, novel, NY, NYC, objects of anger, organic foods, passion, paychecks, penury, people, people too stupid to KNOW they're stupid, Pepe Le Pew, pick-up jargon, pilots, pirates, pizza, Playstation, polished dress shoes, porn, poverty, powers, prescription drugs, progeny, property taxes, PS2, PS4, PUA, PUAs, PvP, racism, racists, rappers, reading, realtors, recliners, refurbs, rich people, Rich Texan, road trips, Rome, Royalty, safety deposit boxes, Salt Lake City, Sam Elliott, sarcasm, scam artists, Scarlett O' Hara, Scotland, Sean Rouse, security jobs, selective hearing, Shakespeare, Shannon, shenanigans, similes, sincerity, Sir Kenneth Branagh, sketching, sleeping on benches, small mountain towns, smarminess, sons, South America, spaceship captains, spite, spoiled kids, sports metaphors, State Fair apples, stewardesses, straws in drinks, strip clubs, strippers, subconscious, superheroes, supernatural powers, superstition, surgery, talking smack behind people's backs, taxes, techniques, texting, the 80s, the Art, The Art of Castle Building, The Bible, the cave incident, the East, the Fates, The Game, the Garden, the Great Wall of China, the identity of the one woman I ever loved, the IRS, The Pen Is Mightier Productions, the Pyramids, The Simpsons, the West, the widow Athelas, theatre, tips, Tisha, truth, TV, twat-blockers, ugly, Universe, universes, Vanessa, Vera, Viktor Bender, VIP, VIPs, vocabulary, vodka, vodka shots, waitresses, Weight Watchers, white picket fences, Wilford Brimley, William Shakespeare, wingman, wings, wisdom, working men, world, writing, Xeresgate, Xeresgate - The Castle Within, Yahweh, yoga, yokels | 18 Comments

Happy Dragons Day! (II)

Posted on February 14, 2014 by Emperor Lu Bu

Yes, it is the fourth annual Dragons Day (and the second time it’s been mentioned in Show Me, thus the above title), folks! (If you missed the first one, you may read it here.) This is the day that every red-blooded … Continue reading →

Posted in Comedic | Tagged advice, argumentative, artwork, badass, badassery, bitch, bitch friends, bitches, bitches try to move in with you, breathing fire, cave, caves, cheaters, cheating bitches, comments, convictions, Dragon, Dragon armor, Dragon art, Dragon mug, Dragon pictures, Dragons, Dragons Day, drugs, faithful, fight to the death, Happy Dragons Day, holiday, horrible bitches, insight, kick her ass to the curb, ladies, lady, liars, loud bitches, lying bitches, man, readers, real men, red-blooded males, Show Me, sketches, Top Ten list, tradition, treasure, versus, videos, wings, wisdom, wise | 3 Comments

The Final Countdown

Posted on February 3, 2014 by Emperor Lu Bu

I don’t want to put too much emphasis on it (in case I [or circumstances] end up disappointing me again), but my novel… my magnum opus, if you will… is on a do-or-die schedule to be completed and available for … Continue reading →

Posted in Comedic, Update, YouTube | Tagged $30 donation gets you a free book, aesthetics, America, author, autobiographies are often hyperbolic, bitches, blog, book, castles, cattle ranching, character, China, city bars, comedy, depression in America, dilettante, disappointment, discourse, do or die, Egypt, email, Emperor Lu Bu, EmperorLuBu.com, English grammar, Europe, excelling, fans, focus, God of the Universe, God Wants You to Wear a Hat, gods, Harry Potter, honorable, independence, IRS, J. R. R. Tolkien, languages, listening, lottery, magic, magnum opus, medieval times, MGTOWs, Minecraft, misandry, Monday, mountains, Mr. Fillion, Nathan Fillion, Nathan fucking Fillion, novel, online printers, PayPal, Pearl Harbor Sucked, pleasure, polyglot, polymath, poverty, prostitution, PUAs, racism, readers, reincarnation, self-publishing, Shakespeare, songs, spirit keeping, stimulation, strip clubs, super powers, Team America - World Police, The Final Countdown, Twitter, update, videos, viewing, wealth, website name, WKUK, work, writer, writing, Wu Xing, Xeresgate - The Castle Within, You're welcome, YouTube, Zhuge Liang | 4 Comments

Respect goes up; Love comes down

Posted on January 5, 2014 by Emperor Lu Bu

I remember talking with my mom about this the other night, and thought it was a worthy enough topic to expound upon a bit. Before I get into it too much, I have to reintroduce a concept that has been … Continue reading →

Posted in Agnostically Biblical, Instructional, Pensive | Tagged actual love, appreciation, authority, bitches, blog, Bronze Age tome, Chain of Command, CO, Colossians, concern, discussion, Ephesians, familial roles, Firefly, haven, his children, home, husband loves wife and kids, I Peter, Jayne, kids respect mom and dad, KJV Bible, ladies, lady, lord, love, Love comes down, lunacy, man's rightful place, MGTOW, military, Mom, natural order, No Ma'am, nuggets of Truth, obedience, one man in charge, partners, peace, person in charge, president, proper dynamic, proper family, protection, provision, rebellious bitches, relationships, respect, Respect goes up, Respect goes up the CoC; Love comes down the CoC, ship, submission, teaching our children, tense standoffs, Titus, topple the man, True natures, truth, United States, VP, war, wearing the pants, Western bitches, Western family, Western society, wife loves kids, wife respects husband, XO, you love those for whom you do, you respect those who do for you | 7 Comments

Why do people still use the word “homophobe”?

Posted on December 23, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

Just a quick thought I had (again) today that I’ve hit on in everyday conversation before – why is it that people in Western society still use the word “homophobe”? And lest you mistake my meaning, I’m not saying that … Continue reading →

Posted in Instructional, Pensive | Tagged atheists, avoid, avoidance, bitches, bloggers, Christians, confusing, duomaieusiophobia, emotions, engagement, etymologically incorrect, evolutionists, fear, fear of twins, feminists, gay people, hate, hate crimes, homo, homomisandrist, homomisanthrope, homomisogynist, homophobe, ladies, live Truthfully, misappropriation, not synonymous, people, people are lazy, people are stupid, phobia, quick thought, readers, root words, simple, simplicity, solution, spiders, term, terms, the world's problems, violent action, Western society, Word, words, writers | 2 Comments

Where I want to go. V

Posted on October 17, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

Chapter Five: Afterlife 101 I tried to clear my mind before entering the Sage’s area again, as I didn’t want to have another helping of his surly demeanor. I held my arms out at my sides, presenting the new (clothed) me … Continue reading →

Posted in Fictional | Tagged accountants are lying cheaters, afterlife, Afterlife 101, alcohol, armor, arrow, attention to detail, back plate, bitch, bitches, breastplate, Chapter Five, clothed, death, demeanor, disparaging, dramatic effect, Earth, everything has its price, God of the Universe, Highlander, impressive, job, Johann Sebastian Bach, kid, La-Z-Boy, leather, Lex Archer, life, magic, mead, mentor, modern life makes people jerks, my ex-wife was a lying cheating bitch, name, newdeath, newdeaths, past life, profession, public servants, Puritans are boring, rebirth, reborn, reincarnation, rich, rudeness, Sage of the Inn, Sarah de Winter, Sebastian Schwertmeister, shame, shock, smile, society, soldier, surly, sweet, tavern patrons, Terrabellum, the After, Throne System, useful in society, where I want to go, whores, working ladies, young lady | 4 Comments

The Right to Death

Posted on October 8, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

I hear a lot of people talk about a fetus’ (or any other life form that can’t speak for itself) “Right to Life”, but I never hear anyone cover what I consider to be an especially salient topic: The Right … Continue reading →

Posted in Agnostically Biblical, Pensive, Rant | Tagged annoying, any time you damn well please, average people, better off without them, bitches, bitches want to run your life, Black Death, bullshit, civil liberties, depressing corporate offices, depressing factories, elderly programs, failed attempt, federal government, fetus, feudal times, free speech, hurling through infinity, job competition, lines, my life, NAWALT, old people, others are involved, our lives, plague, proper sentencing, right to representation, robber baron banking institutions, salient topic, security, self-righteous assholes, spoiled princesses, stupidity, suicide, supply and demand, survival, take your own life, terrorists, The Right to Death, The Right to Life, traffic, trial by jury, unique snowflakes, up to me, up to you | Leave a comment

In Defense of the MGHOW singularity

Posted on September 22, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

I’ve heard what I am about to discuss as “Level Four” of being a MGHOW (i.e. – Man Going His Own Way, the singular form of MGTOW [Men Going Their Own Ways]) on this web page. I sincerely believe that … Continue reading →

Posted in Instructional, Pensive | Tagged AIDS, alcohol, Alphas, AWALT, belligerent psychos, Betas, bitches, bonds, castle, charm, cheaters, children, corrupt laws, corrupted, defense, disingenuous, drugs, East, Eastern, extremes, feminist agenda, Fleshlights, freedom, fuck feminism, Game, genius, heir, hypergamous, intellect, invention, King Arthur, ladies, legal rights, Level Four, living national treasure, logical, male heir, Man Going His Own Way, Man-favorable laws, manosphere, marriage, Men Going Their Own Ways, MGHOW, MGHOW singularity, MGTOW, mood, morons, NAWALT, needs, Nikola Tesla, numbers, oppression, persuasion, Pick-Up Artists, plague, poisoned, pregnancy, procreation, progeny, PUAs, pussy, quests, readers, real man, RealTouch, Rollo Tomassi, RPGs, Sean Rouse, sex, sex toys, sexual distractions, skills, Skyrim, slavery, snare, society, stable incomes, STDs, The Oatmeal, The Rational Male, the so-called irresistible pussy, tiava.com, traitorous, trap, ultimate opiate, venomous, villain, weakness, wedded bliss, West, Western, White Knights, women, worthless sex numbers, You gotta get the poison out. | 4 Comments

I’m getting REALLY FUCKING TIRED of Christians!

Posted on September 16, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

This post isn’t to further distance myself from the subject matter brushed up against in my last post, but if you want to take it that way, more power to you. This post is in response to a solid fucking … Continue reading →

Posted in Pensive, Rant | Tagged annoying, asshole college, assholes, asswipes, atheists, bad luck, Betas, bitches, Bronze Age religion, bullshit, charlatan, Christianity, Christians NEVER admit when they're wrong, College is ridiculously expensive, corporate Christian assholes, corporate drones, cranky, creator, Don't waste my time or money, drone administrators, drones, dumb fucks, education, Emperor, English Literature, evolution, facade, faith, feed me, Fuck you!, GCU sucks, glaring lapses in logic, Grand Canyon University sucks, I don't suffer fools, I will sue you, idiotic instructors, idiots, imbeciles, incensed, incompetent, infuriated, introductory course, lazy faith of Evolution, livid, mandatory uselessness, monkey men, moronic, moronic doctoral candidates, morons, much-needed revision, obviously wrong, one-rule, online college, online student, overpriced, penury sucks, pious cunts, rapport, revenge-based motivation, salvation, self-defeating logic, self-righteous, shit sundae, smarter than you, still need money for rent, tired of assholes, tired of Christians, tired of hypocrites, traitor, understanding landlord, unmitigated gall, unnecessary, virulent, waste of time | 18 Comments

Tag Archives: bitches

What goes into being a Lady

Happy Dragons Day! (II)

The Final Countdown

Respect goes up; Love comes down

Why do people still use the word “homophobe”?

Where I want to go. V

The Right to Death

In Defense of the MGHOW singularity

I’m getting REALLY FUCKING TIRED of Christians!

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