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“Xeresgate: The Castle Within” IS FINALLY AVAILABLE!!!

Posted on March 8, 2014 by Emperor Lu Bu

This is it, my faithful readers and fans… the very beginning of the beautiful, awesome, peerless journey into the world of Xeresgate! It’s been seemingly countless hours of getting the formats just rightly and getting the cover just how I … Continue reading →

Posted in Published Works, Update | Tagged 50s virtues, 69 chapters, 747, 80008 words, absolute Truth, acting, actors, Adam, advisors, All Your Base Are Belong To Us, allegories, America, apple, Archer, Armani, assholes, Assum Mirza, ATMs, award ceremonies, Baltimore, bar tabs, Barney Stinson, bars, bartenders, bathroom poetry, bathroom stalls, bedtime stories, being a good wingman, being remembered, billionaires, Billy Watson, bimbos, bitches, Blackhawk, bodyguards, Bon Jovi, Bon Jovi 2010 Circle Tour, bosses, brawlers, Brooklyn, bummers, busty redhead, cabs, camera phones, castle amenities, castle building, castles, Catholics, celebrities, Cessna, cheap cell phones, Christmas, Christmas mornings, cities, city, Claude, clubs, cocaine, cock-blocking, Coke vs Pepsi, collections tricks, college, college loans, community college, computers, country bars, cowboy hats, cowboys, crab pizzas, crotchety grandpas, cursing, cynicism, Dad, Dads, Dagorhir, daughters, demi-gods, Deputy Meyer, Destiny, diabetes, diamond cuff links, douchebags, dreams, drinking, drunk chicks, DVDs, Earth, Earths, email, England, English, English teacher Ms. Lewis, Eve, expensive, FAA, faith, fake breasts, fallacy, fame, family, Fate, father, fathers, female abusiveness, fighting, figuratively, financial independence, first-class flying, Ford trucks, fortune, France, Franklin Avenue, Fred Dibnah, galaxies, Game, Genghis Khan, gentlemen, geriatrics, get-rich-quick schemes, getting drunk, goals, God, God of the Universe, gods, gold coins, gold-digging whores, Google, Google Maps, gorgeous women, great crystal, Greece, grenades, hangovers, harpies, HDTVs, Helen, Hilton, holy book, honesty, hope, hosts, humans, humor, Hurricanes, ideals, inhibitions, isolationism, Jack Dalton, James, Jamesian Text, Jersey, Jim-Bob Abernathy, Jimmy Olsen, jobs, journey, July heat waves, Katie, Kevin Hart, kingdoms, Krod Mandoon, lack of social courtesy, Ladies' Night, language, laptops, legacies, legacy, Legend of the Seeker, lemon waters, lifestyles, Lilith, limousines, literally, long walks, lottery, lottery tickets, Lu Bu, luck, lucky, lunch dates, MacGyver, magic, magical, Malachi Hunter, Mama Fratelli, Manhattan, Mayberry, MD, medieval community, medieval times, Mega-Millions Jackpot, mentors, Merlin, metaphors, MGHOW, MGTOW, Michael, Michael Clarke Duncan, Michael R. Holt, mighty warriors, millionaires, Minecraft, misanthropes, Mom, Moms, money, monument, monuments, Nathan Fillion, New York City, nine cents, novel, NY, NYC, objects of anger, organic foods, passion, paychecks, penury, people, people too stupid to KNOW they're stupid, Pepe Le Pew, pick-up jargon, pilots, pirates, pizza, Playstation, polished dress shoes, porn, poverty, powers, prescription drugs, progeny, property taxes, PS2, PS4, PUA, PUAs, PvP, racism, racists, rappers, reading, realtors, recliners, refurbs, rich people, Rich Texan, road trips, Rome, Royalty, safety deposit boxes, Salt Lake City, Sam Elliott, sarcasm, scam artists, Scarlett O' Hara, Scotland, Sean Rouse, security jobs, selective hearing, Shakespeare, Shannon, shenanigans, similes, sincerity, Sir Kenneth Branagh, sketching, sleeping on benches, small mountain towns, smarminess, sons, South America, spaceship captains, spite, spoiled kids, sports metaphors, State Fair apples, stewardesses, straws in drinks, strip clubs, strippers, subconscious, superheroes, supernatural powers, superstition, surgery, talking smack behind people's backs, taxes, techniques, texting, the 80s, the Art, The Art of Castle Building, The Bible, the cave incident, the East, the Fates, The Game, the Garden, the Great Wall of China, the identity of the one woman I ever loved, the IRS, The Pen Is Mightier Productions, the Pyramids, The Simpsons, the West, the widow Athelas, theatre, tips, Tisha, truth, TV, twat-blockers, ugly, Universe, universes, Vanessa, Vera, Viktor Bender, VIP, VIPs, vocabulary, vodka, vodka shots, waitresses, Weight Watchers, white picket fences, Wilford Brimley, William Shakespeare, wingman, wings, wisdom, working men, world, writing, Xeresgate, Xeresgate - The Castle Within, Yahweh, yoga, yokels | 18 Comments

I’m getting REALLY FUCKING TIRED of Christians!

Posted on September 16, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

This post isn’t to further distance myself from the subject matter brushed up against in my last post, but if you want to take it that way, more power to you. This post is in response to a solid fucking … Continue reading →

Posted in Pensive, Rant | Tagged annoying, asshole college, assholes, asswipes, atheists, bad luck, Betas, bitches, Bronze Age religion, bullshit, charlatan, Christianity, Christians NEVER admit when they're wrong, College is ridiculously expensive, corporate Christian assholes, corporate drones, cranky, creator, Don't waste my time or money, drone administrators, drones, dumb fucks, education, Emperor, English Literature, evolution, facade, faith, feed me, Fuck you!, GCU sucks, glaring lapses in logic, Grand Canyon University sucks, I don't suffer fools, I will sue you, idiotic instructors, idiots, imbeciles, incensed, incompetent, infuriated, introductory course, lazy faith of Evolution, livid, mandatory uselessness, monkey men, moronic, moronic doctoral candidates, morons, much-needed revision, obviously wrong, one-rule, online college, online student, overpriced, penury sucks, pious cunts, rapport, revenge-based motivation, salvation, self-defeating logic, self-righteous, shit sundae, smarter than you, still need money for rent, tired of assholes, tired of Christians, tired of hypocrites, traitor, understanding landlord, unmitigated gall, unnecessary, virulent, waste of time | 18 Comments

That’s ADAPTATION, not Evolution… you fucking idiot.

Posted on July 1, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

Look, before I begin, I need to make it clear that I am not a Creationist. I’m not. (And I don’t mean that in the way people do when they say “I’m not a racist, but…” and then tell some … Continue reading →

Posted in Agnostically Biblical, Pensive, Rant | Tagged accountability, adaptation, America, American, assholes, atheists, challenges, China, Chinese, creation, creationists, cultures, difficulties, environmental, evolution, evolution is faith, evolutionists, facts, faith, flawed faith, flawed logic, fucking idiots, idiots, logic, Mandarin, millions of years, nomenclature, racist, reasoning, species, survival, traits, wresting, wrong | 2 Comments

The Agnostic Bible, Beginnings, Chapter 4

Posted on April 28, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

Book One: Beginnings Chapter 4 1 – Agnostic Commandment number two: If it harm none, do what thou wilt. 2 – In other words, if it’s not hurting anyone, feel free to do whatever you like. 3 – As most texts aren’t, let … Continue reading →

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The release of the Agnostic Bible

Posted on April 27, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

Book One: Beginnings Chapter 1 1 – In the beginning, well, no one knows for sure; claims that anyone does know are silly. 2 – If you’re religious and not hurting anyone, fine – but please know you can’t know for sure. … Continue reading →

Posted in Agnostically Biblical | Tagged Agnostic Bible, ancient text, beginning, Beginnings, Chapter 1, creationist, creator, disprove, evolution, evolutionary, experimentation, faith, faithless, gravity, guesswork, human origin, hypothesis, jackass, law, lazy, masquerading, origin of man, origins, prove, religious, responsibility, science, scientists, secular, silly, smugness, The Agnostic Bible, the scientific method, theory, truth, Verses | 6 Comments

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I’m getting REALLY FUCKING TIRED of Christians!

That’s ADAPTATION, not Evolution… you fucking idiot.

The release of the Agnostic Bible

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“Xeresgate: The Castle Within” IS FINALLY AVAILABLE!!!

I’m getting REALLY FUCKING TIRED of Christians!

That’s ADAPTATION, not Evolution… you fucking idiot.

The Agnostic Bible, Beginnings, Chapter 4

The release of the Agnostic Bible

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