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What goes into being a Lady
I’ve railed against bitches numerous times on Show Me in the past, and can only recall going into what constitutes being a Lady briefly. That seems to me to be an oversight. It is perhaps our nature (as Men) to charge into … Continue reading
Posted in Agnostically Biblical, Instructional, Pensive Tagged ants, being a Lady, Betty Crocker, bitch, bitches, bugs, caring listener, castles, charge into the fray, charity, cleaning, common enemies, common enemy, countries, crackers, dinner engagements, dinner parties, fortresses, gentlemen, gracious, gurus, homes, hostess, houses, inspiring, intimate encounters, inviting energy, Julia Child, kingdoms, ladies, Ladies are compassionate, Ladies are domestic, Ladies are respectful of Men, lady, love vs respect, lovely, men, mental assaults, mice, natural enemies, nature, noble, NYC, peers, politeness, real men, rich White guys, Show Me, societal fraud, soup kitchen, stains, subway beggars, taking offense, tax write-offs, tears, umbrage, US foreign policy, vagrants, vermin, warmth, Western ideas of love, what makes a Lady Leave a comment
I would’ve made one hell of a medieval hermit. Seriously, as much as I enjoy being alone and (more importantly) independent, it wouldn’t surprise me at all if in a previous life I were a monk, a pioneer, or even … Continue reading
Posted in Pensive, Rant Tagged 300 pounds, Adam, aid, anticlimactic, apathy, balance, beat down, berated, Bill Burr, black, bus travel, bystanders, coup, criminals, defense, dictator, disappointment, falling, fighting, frustration, fuckers need to die, get off your high horse, global apocalypse, Godsend, hermit, human extinction, ingrates, isolationism, jackasses, Latino, loneliness, medieval, MGHOW, MGTOW, misanthropic, monk, national genocide, NYC, overlord, people are generally evil, pioneer, police, sea bag, security, shitheads, Solitarian, stop fucking, struggle, stupid people, surreal, thieves, Times Square, True Story, TV bullshit, victims, violated, violence, wish for fewer people Leave a comment
Ever wanted to hear the Voice of the Emperor?
Well, it just so happens that I’ve started a new YouTube channel in which I will be assuming an upper British affectation (the accent that I’ve always thought was the classiest) to read “classics” that are free from copyright. I’ve … Continue reading
Posted in Update, YouTube Tagged Agnostic, British, Charles Dickens, classical, entertainment, hedonistic, King James Bible, KJB, KJV, literary works, Mark Twain, Mom, NYC, Oscar Wilde, readers, Samuel Clemens, Shakespeare, The British Reader, voice acting, Voice of the Emperor, voiceover work, YouTube 2 Comments
Disingenuous people make me SICK!
I’ve mentioned before how I feel about “Likes” on my blog, but I think I should reiterate for those of you who don’t Follow me… They’re FUCKING WORTHLESS! >:P If you don’t Follow my blog, I couldn’t give a shit … Continue reading
Posted in Pensive, Rant Tagged assholes, bitch, blogs, bullshit, charity, cheap, Christian, Christian Children's Fund, Christians, Christmas, clicks, D-Lickers, disingenuous, disingenuous Christians, disingenuous people, disingenuousness, dumbass, every $1 only helps if EVERYONE does it, followers, Follows, genuine appreciation, groceries, hits, Hulu Plus, Karma, likes, miserly, misers, money, motherfuckers, Netflix, NYC, old widow lady with a heart of gold, out on the streets, posts, readers, reading, rent, sanctimonious, selfish, sick, titles, venting, views, warning, WordPress, worthless, worthless charities, worthless entertainment, worthless tithes and offerings, writer, writers write to be read, Xeresgate Funding Campaign 7 Comments
New Words for the Week #3!
Never fear, dear readers – new words are here! I know that last time, I promised you all a “Battle Plan” for my book, but this week has been all sorts of unexpectedly crazy. At first, I thought I was … Continue reading
Posted in Instructional, Update Tagged abstemious, abstinence, battle plan, belligerence, belligerent, book, communication, Craigslist, craziness, discerning, discernment, employed, France, French, fucking health department, full-time, health inspection, jargon, jobs, laziness, monetary woes, muthafuckas, new words for the week, NYC, patois, permanent, perspicacious, readers, Saturday, security, societal malaise, solution, speaking, spoken, unemployed, writer, writing Leave a comment
How the Universe Works… 95% of the Time.
Well, I promised you all an update on the Swamp-Ass/birthday/R.B.B.C. issue, and here it is – My legs no longer stick together. Yes; you heard that correctly. I now have my very own personal A/C unit in my room here … Continue reading
The Swamp-Ass Level Humidity Continues…
I would have likely blown off this heat (currently mid-90s) back when I lived in San Diego in my 20s. Granted, I was a lot thinner (and younger), so that may have had a little to do with it, but … Continue reading
Posted in Update Tagged awesome, driving, element, gentlemen, God of the Universe, harbor, hate, haven, heat, home, humidity, jogging, jungle, ladies, Navy, NYC, progress, R.B.B.C., readers, relax, riverbed butt crack, San Diego, sedentary, spiritual telethon, swamp-ass, thinner, Universe, walking, weather, work, work out, younger 4 Comments
10 Questions you WISH someone would ask you…
In my short lifetime (relative to the sun, civilization, and dirt), I’ve filled out a survey or two – mostly on friends’ Facebook accounts (back in the day – I don’t really “do” FB anymore). The most annoying thing is … Continue reading →