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“Xeresgate: The Castle Within” IS FINALLY AVAILABLE!!!
Posted on March 8, 2014 by Emperor Lu Bu
This is it, my faithful readers and fans… the very beginning of the beautiful, awesome, peerless journey into the world of Xeresgate! It’s been seemingly countless hours of getting the formats just rightly and getting the cover just how I … Continue reading →
Posted in Published Works, Update | Tagged 50s virtues, 69 chapters, 747, 80008 words, absolute Truth, acting, actors, Adam, advisors, All Your Base Are Belong To Us, allegories, America, apple, Archer, Armani, assholes, Assum Mirza, ATMs, award ceremonies, Baltimore, bar tabs, Barney Stinson, bars, bartenders, bathroom poetry, bathroom stalls, bedtime stories, being a good wingman, being remembered, billionaires, Billy Watson, bimbos, bitches, Blackhawk, bodyguards, Bon Jovi, Bon Jovi 2010 Circle Tour, bosses, brawlers, Brooklyn, bummers, busty redhead, cabs, camera phones, castle amenities, castle building, castles, Catholics, celebrities, Cessna, cheap cell phones, Christmas, Christmas mornings, cities, city, Claude, clubs, cocaine, cock-blocking, Coke vs Pepsi, collections tricks, college, college loans, community college, computers, country bars, cowboy hats, cowboys, crab pizzas, crotchety grandpas, cursing, cynicism, Dad, Dads, Dagorhir, daughters, demi-gods, Deputy Meyer, Destiny, diabetes, diamond cuff links, douchebags, dreams, drinking, drunk chicks, DVDs, Earth, Earths, email, England, English, English teacher Ms. Lewis, Eve, expensive, FAA, faith, fake breasts, fallacy, fame, family, Fate, father, fathers, female abusiveness, fighting, figuratively, financial independence, first-class flying, Ford trucks, fortune, France, Franklin Avenue, Fred Dibnah, galaxies, Game, Genghis Khan, gentlemen, geriatrics, get-rich-quick schemes, getting drunk, goals, God, God of the Universe, gods, gold coins, gold-digging whores, Google, Google Maps, gorgeous women, great crystal, Greece, grenades, hangovers, harpies, HDTVs, Helen, Hilton, holy book, honesty, hope, hosts, humans, humor, Hurricanes, ideals, inhibitions, isolationism, Jack Dalton, James, Jamesian Text, Jersey, Jim-Bob Abernathy, Jimmy Olsen, jobs, journey, July heat waves, Katie, Kevin Hart, kingdoms, Krod Mandoon, lack of social courtesy, Ladies' Night, language, laptops, legacies, legacy, Legend of the Seeker, lemon waters, lifestyles, Lilith, limousines, literally, long walks, lottery, lottery tickets, Lu Bu, luck, lucky, lunch dates, MacGyver, magic, magical, Malachi Hunter, Mama Fratelli, Manhattan, Mayberry, MD, medieval community, medieval times, Mega-Millions Jackpot, mentors, Merlin, metaphors, MGHOW, MGTOW, Michael, Michael Clarke Duncan, Michael R. Holt, mighty warriors, millionaires, Minecraft, misanthropes, Mom, Moms, money, monument, monuments, Nathan Fillion, New York City, nine cents, novel, NY, NYC, objects of anger, organic foods, passion, paychecks, penury, people, people too stupid to KNOW they're stupid, Pepe Le Pew, pick-up jargon, pilots, pirates, pizza, Playstation, polished dress shoes, porn, poverty, powers, prescription drugs, progeny, property taxes, PS2, PS4, PUA, PUAs, PvP, racism, racists, rappers, reading, realtors, recliners, refurbs, rich people, Rich Texan, road trips, Rome, Royalty, safety deposit boxes, Salt Lake City, Sam Elliott, sarcasm, scam artists, Scarlett O' Hara, Scotland, Sean Rouse, security jobs, selective hearing, Shakespeare, Shannon, shenanigans, similes, sincerity, Sir Kenneth Branagh, sketching, sleeping on benches, small mountain towns, smarminess, sons, South America, spaceship captains, spite, spoiled kids, sports metaphors, State Fair apples, stewardesses, straws in drinks, strip clubs, strippers, subconscious, superheroes, supernatural powers, superstition, surgery, talking smack behind people's backs, taxes, techniques, texting, the 80s, the Art, The Art of Castle Building, The Bible, the cave incident, the East, the Fates, The Game, the Garden, the Great Wall of China, the identity of the one woman I ever loved, the IRS, The Pen Is Mightier Productions, the Pyramids, The Simpsons, the West, the widow Athelas, theatre, tips, Tisha, truth, TV, twat-blockers, ugly, Universe, universes, Vanessa, Vera, Viktor Bender, VIP, VIPs, vocabulary, vodka, vodka shots, waitresses, Weight Watchers, white picket fences, Wilford Brimley, William Shakespeare, wingman, wings, wisdom, working men, world, writing, Xeresgate, Xeresgate - The Castle Within, Yahweh, yoga, yokels | 18 Comments
The Pro-Western Marriage crowd aren’t Scholars; They’re a MOB.
Posted on August 14, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu
Made up of “impassioned” in-duh-viduals from both sides of the Blue/Red Pill debate, most Western people these days (I find) are quick to charge into the fray for the defense of Western marriage. There’s not a true lady to be … Continue reading →
Posted in Agnostically Biblical, Instructional, Pensive, Rant | Tagged absolute Truth, absolutes, adult servers, agree to disagree, alimony, Alpha, Alphas, amusing, annoying, application, arguments, assholes, assumptions, authority, avarice, banal, bankers, battle, begrudging, benefits, Beta, Betas, bitches, Blue Pill, cavemen, child support, childishness, children, civility, civilizations, clue for the clueless, colloquial, comprehension, con, convictions, covetous, defense, deluded, devotion, discussion, disingenuous, dispute the facts, disregarding, divorce, divorced men, domestic talents, dominance, eBay, economic agreement, emotions, Emperor, empires, entertainment, equity, exclusion, facts, families, female, fools, fracas, fraudulent, freedom, genius, gentlemen, Google, greed, groupthink, head of the household, hell, hive mind, home prices, honest debate, household, husband, husbands, hypergamous women, hypocrisy, hypocritical, idiots, ignorant, illogical, imbecile, in-duh-viduals, incitement, indicative, insubordination, insufferable, issue, jerks, King, labor, ladies, lamentation, lawmakers, lazy, learning, live with less, local truth, logic, male, man's children, marriage funds, Minecraft, misquoting, mockery, model husband, money, mundane, NAWALT, night, not worth it, opinions, ostracize, partnership, power-hungry wives, pro, Pro-Western Marriage Mob, progeny, provider, pussy, PWMM, Queen, reading, Red Pill, relativism, respect, responsibility, role-reversal, Ron Paul, ruinous state of Western marriage, ruled by a man, scientific laws, selfish, servitude, sham, shams, silly, slavery, social services, statistics don't lie, stupid, submission, taking men to the cleaners, tantrum, threat, time with kids, tolerance, Traditional Marriage, trial, truth, umbrage, undermining, weak adult minds, weak logic, Western countries, Western culture, Western Marriage, Western people, Western society, Western women can't cook, White Knights, wicked and unruly wife, wife, wife wears the pants, wives, women in the workplace, work, work from home, work load, wresting, writers, writing | 17 Comments
How Much would you Kill for?
Posted on June 9, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu
My online viewing habits tend to be of the “Wiki Walk” variety, so allow me to map out the circuitous path that led me to today’s hypothetical question. I started by checking the hourly weather on Weather.com for my area … Continue reading →
Posted in Pensive | Tagged a million dollars, A/C, ad article, afford, anguish, article, Australia, billionaires, bollocks, book, bored, buy, Call Me Al, children, circuitous, collections, commercial, community college, crisis, decadence, depository, economic, ET1 Roberts, Facebook, financial advice, financial ruin, financially independent, food, Forbes, fun, gold, Google, heterosexual, how much, hypothetical, interview, kill, landlord, laugh, males, marriage, men, murder, Navy, necessities, newsletters, oven, path of least resistance, Paul Simon, Perth, pittance, pizza, poverty, question, questionnaires, readers, rent, sailors, security, setup, silver, stand watch, starving, subscriptions, suck a dick, The Box, The Most Dangerous Game, thought-provoking, uniforms, Verizon wireless, wages, wealth, Weather.com, Wiki Walk, without consequence, worry, writing, years | 8 Comments
Jerry Lewis was right; Tina Fey… was right, too.
Posted on May 23, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu
This article is going to sting a little to write, as I’ve never particularly cared for Jerry Lewis (or The Three Stooges for that matter, a fact which would instantly bar me from membership in most men’s clubs), and I’ve … Continue reading →
Posted in Rant | Tagged 30 Rock, Alphas, bad press, base, Betas, bitch, bitches, Bossypants, caustic, chuckle, comedian, comedians, comedienne, comediennes, comedy, Dane Cook, debasing, degrading, detriment, diminish, disgust, female, feminists, fortitude, frustrated, good humor, Google, guffaw, high road, honorific, Huffington Post, humiliation, humor, Jerry Lewis, joke, Kathy Griffin, ladies, lady, Lisa Lampanelli, lowest common denominator, male, Maria Bamford, Marxist, men better than women, mike, militant lesbians, modern women, narrative, perform, preposterous, principle, qualities, rebellious, self-demoting, Shakespeare, talent, the exception proves the rule, The Three Stooges, Tina Fey, umbrage, unendurable, vulnerable, Washington Post, weaker vessels, Wendy Liebman | Leave a comment