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For all the Enlisted Veterans that never made it to E-6 or above…
Happy Veterans Day, fellow under-appreciated warriors! As a veteran of the titular group myself, I feel your pain. You’re never saluted, hardly ever recognized or respected, get sent first into battle, and get the crappiest jobs around the base (or … Continue reading
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Tagged Air Force, Army, base, battle, boot-licking suck-ups, Coast Guard, college money, core competency, crap jobs, day-to-day, disrespected, drinking, drugs, dumb officers, E-5 and below, E-6, enlisted veterans, evaluations, every day, front lines, GI Bill, glamourless, golfing with the Chief, Happy Veterans Day, I feel your pain, idiots, intellect, interminable, lower class, lower enlisted guys, Marines, medical care, middle class, National Reserve, Navy, never saluted, post-9/11, redneck, service, ship, side hustle, superiors, THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE, thankless, Toby Keith, under-appreciated, unrecognized, VA Hospitals, veterans, vets, warriors, worthless degrees
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10 Ways that Bitches are remarkably like Cats
I’ll keep this entry short, as I’ll be doing New Words #4 later today… 10 – They’re generally pretty creatures (especially the ones with long hair), but it’s because they spend an inordinate amount of their time on grooming. 9 – Are … Continue reading
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Tagged affection, aggression, attention, babies, bitch, bitches, cats, eye contact, fat, females, grooming, hysterectomy, ignore, ignoring, indifference, ladies, lady, landlord, long hair, longevity, Monday, new words for the week, noise, obese, pretty, prevention, pussies, raspberries, Red Pill Women, Reddit, reproduction, scratch, speech, stomachs, suck up, Top Ten list, treat, women
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It Helps to Remind Myself…
It helps to occasionally remind myself why I am not actually an artist (you know, as pertains to drawing). I used to have the patience for sketching way back in high school, but this monstrosity that I attempted here took … Continue reading
Snippets of Comedy
*If I have superpowers (and I’m not fully convinced that I don’t), then rain is my kryptonite. That, and procrastination. …and porn. …and malaise. …and strategy games. …and doing something educational for only a day, and then leaving off doing … Continue reading
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Tagged antihero, before, educational, Firefly, hyper-narcissistic, intellectual, internet buzz, kryptonite, malaise, Narcissism, OP, photos, porn, procrastination, strategy games, superpowers, weaknesses, write, writers, writing
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Whoa – awesome.
Okay, I don’t normally do posts just to share things other people have done (Really. Go check if you doubt me.), but I’ve always been a fan of BriTANicK on YouTube, and this latest offering from them has none other … Continue reading
Oh, dear gawd… I can’t believe I’m doing this. >_<
Okay, so… apparently, I’m just bored enough to try this. (Don’t judge me; I’m waiting on a pizza. Hunger does weird things to the Emperor… like making him speak in the third person.) A very nice lady who has recently … Continue reading
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Art, schmart!
I was just watching an episode of Creature Comforts America on Netflix that reminded me of something I feel needs to be addressed: Art – what is art, and what isn’t. (By the way, if you’re not familiar with the … Continue reading
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Tagged abstract, Americans, animated short, art, Austria, Austrian parliament, bad art, Brian Regan, British, claymation, Creature Comforts, Creature Comforts America, dance, Edvard Munch, fantasy creatures, fiction, film, Franz West, good art, Gustav Klimt, hipster art critics, jackasses, Jackson Pollock, Jacques-Louis David, Napoleon Crossing the Alps, Netflix, nutsacks, painting, Pallas-Athene-Brunnen, poetry, recognizable, scribbles, sculpture, splotches, The Kiss, The Scream, theatre, YouTube
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Happy Dragons Day! (II)
Yes, it is the fourth annual Dragons Day (and the second time it’s been mentioned in Show Me, thus the above title), folks! (If you missed the first one, you may read it here.) This is the day that every red-blooded … Continue reading →