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“Xeresgate: The Castle Within” IS FINALLY AVAILABLE!!!
This is it, my faithful readers and fans… the very beginning of the beautiful, awesome, peerless journey into the world of Xeresgate! It’s been seemingly countless hours of getting the formats just rightly and getting the cover just how I … Continue reading →
Posted in Published Works, Update
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The Final Countdown
I don’t want to put too much emphasis on it (in case I [or circumstances] end up disappointing me again), but my novel… my magnum opus, if you will… is on a do-or-die schedule to be completed and available for … Continue reading →
Posted in Comedic, Update, YouTube
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I <3 Painkillers
Now, as “addictive-personality” as that title sounds, allow me to expound upon that simple statement. Everyone that reads this blog regularly knows that I love medieval times… not necessarily the (very entertaining) restaurant, but the time period. That said, there … Continue reading →
Posted in Pensive
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Tagged addictive personality, admire, advancements, blog, DVDs, Futurama, German, God of the Universe, head, hyperbole, kidney stones, lazy, love, medieval times, migraines, modern science, musculature, pain, painkillers, poop, readers, security, sleep, synthetic painkillers, time period, time travelling, Tramadol, Ultram
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Why Relationship Articles make me Angry
For those of you who have read my blog for any length of time, you’d probably be surprised that a man like myself would actually read relationship articles in the first place. I mean, it’s not like I’m looking for … Continue reading →
Posted in Pensive
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Tagged angry, articles, aversion, Betas, castle, catapults, civilization, Cracked, crenelated walls, crossbows, dating, daughters, destroy, divorce, dollars, ethics, females, feminist, feminists, fight, graphic, guns, inspirational, know thy enemy, laws, live, males, mankind, medieval city, medieval times, millions, misandry, players, readers, real man, rebellion, reflection, relationship articles, relationships, research, revered, sad, scorned, self-destruct, sheep, society, son, standard, standards, submissive, Sun Tzu, tanks, the perfect woman, time, truth, West, Western civilization, Wiki Walk
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