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“Xeresgate: The Castle Within” IS FINALLY AVAILABLE!!!

Posted on March 8, 2014 by Emperor Lu Bu

This is it, my faithful readers and fans… the very beginning of the beautiful, awesome, peerless journey into the world of Xeresgate! It’s been seemingly countless hours of getting the formats just rightly and getting the cover just how I … Continue reading →

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The Final Countdown

Posted on February 3, 2014 by Emperor Lu Bu

I don’t want to put too much emphasis on it (in case I [or circumstances] end up disappointing me again), but my novel… my magnum opus, if you will… is on a do-or-die schedule to be completed and available for … Continue reading →

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It’s Like Dowsing for Accountability!

Posted on June 13, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

(In other words, I expect this to have as good of a chance for success.) As a writer, both my biggest motivator (and potentially biggest fear) is accountability. (I suppose that should just say “As me…”, but this is about … Continue reading →

Posted in Pensive, Update | Tagged accountability, asshole, awesome deal, Big Bad, blog, body of work, challenge, chance, comment, contact me, Craigslist, dowsing, dreams, email, fear, film school, followers, friends, habit, Harry Potter, influence, J. K. Rowling, J. R. R. Tolkien, Lord of the Rings, luck, Mom, money, motivation, nagging, Nathan Fillion, panacea, post, practice, procrastination, progress, succeed, success, time wasting, weakness, writer, writing | 4 Comments

The Introduction of a Stranger

Posted on June 11, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

Rarely do I get put in odd situations by complete strangers (not since leaving Facebook, anyway), but a recent would-be comment-poster put me in one today. Considering there was no way left to me by this person to respond back … Continue reading →

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Insults and Assistance, Betrayal and Loyalty

Posted on March 8, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

You all, my readers, will no doubt remember that I talked about sending out a farewell letter to my former classmates and a select few teachers at the place which shall not be named. You will also bear in mind … Continue reading →

Posted in Pensive | Tagged acquaintance, assistance, betrayal, classmates, director, dissing, email, favor, Godfather, insults, loyalty, men, scale of loyalty, talent, work friend, writer | 8 Comments

Aftermath

Posted on March 8, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

Well, it’s been over 24 hours since I sent out my last email to my “friends” and teachers I respected. Friends is in quotes, of course, because exactly zero of them responded. Turns out writers are even more disingenuous than … Continue reading →

Posted in Update | Tagged actors, cynicism, email, fake friends, hope, inspiration, instructors, intelligence, Jim Jefferies, Manhattan, misanthropy, Narcissism, sarcasm, writers, writing | 2 Comments

It is done.

Posted on March 7, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

Well, after having my mail client down (for about twelve hours!), I was finally able to put my seal of closure on my time at NYFA. (Which name, hereafter, shall never be used again.) I sent my last official email … Continue reading →

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The Final Countdown

It’s Like Dowsing for Accountability!

The Introduction of a Stranger

Insults and Assistance, Betrayal and Loyalty

Aftermath

It is done.

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Tag Archives: email

“Xeresgate: The Castle Within” IS FINALLY AVAILABLE!!!

The Final Countdown

It’s Like Dowsing for Accountability!

The Introduction of a Stranger

Insults and Assistance, Betrayal and Loyalty

Aftermath

It is done.

Recent Posts

*** Help a Struggling Writer EAT! ***

Archives

Categories

Meta

Follow me on Twitter if you’ve got nothing better to do

Copyright Information

* Help a Struggling Writer EAT! *