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“Xeresgate: The Castle Within” IS FINALLY AVAILABLE!!!

Posted on March 8, 2014 by Emperor Lu Bu

This is it, my faithful readers and fans… the very beginning of the beautiful, awesome, peerless journey into the world of Xeresgate! It’s been seemingly countless hours of getting the formats just rightly and getting the cover just how I … Continue reading →

Posted in Published Works, Update | Tagged 50s virtues, 69 chapters, 747, 80008 words, absolute Truth, acting, actors, Adam, advisors, All Your Base Are Belong To Us, allegories, America, apple, Archer, Armani, assholes, Assum Mirza, ATMs, award ceremonies, Baltimore, bar tabs, Barney Stinson, bars, bartenders, bathroom poetry, bathroom stalls, bedtime stories, being a good wingman, being remembered, billionaires, Billy Watson, bimbos, bitches, Blackhawk, bodyguards, Bon Jovi, Bon Jovi 2010 Circle Tour, bosses, brawlers, Brooklyn, bummers, busty redhead, cabs, camera phones, castle amenities, castle building, castles, Catholics, celebrities, Cessna, cheap cell phones, Christmas, Christmas mornings, cities, city, Claude, clubs, cocaine, cock-blocking, Coke vs Pepsi, collections tricks, college, college loans, community college, computers, country bars, cowboy hats, cowboys, crab pizzas, crotchety grandpas, cursing, cynicism, Dad, Dads, Dagorhir, daughters, demi-gods, Deputy Meyer, Destiny, diabetes, diamond cuff links, douchebags, dreams, drinking, drunk chicks, DVDs, Earth, Earths, email, England, English, English teacher Ms. Lewis, Eve, expensive, FAA, faith, fake breasts, fallacy, fame, family, Fate, father, fathers, female abusiveness, fighting, figuratively, financial independence, first-class flying, Ford trucks, fortune, France, Franklin Avenue, Fred Dibnah, galaxies, Game, Genghis Khan, gentlemen, geriatrics, get-rich-quick schemes, getting drunk, goals, God, God of the Universe, gods, gold coins, gold-digging whores, Google, Google Maps, gorgeous women, great crystal, Greece, grenades, hangovers, harpies, HDTVs, Helen, Hilton, holy book, honesty, hope, hosts, humans, humor, Hurricanes, ideals, inhibitions, isolationism, Jack Dalton, James, Jamesian Text, Jersey, Jim-Bob Abernathy, Jimmy Olsen, jobs, journey, July heat waves, Katie, Kevin Hart, kingdoms, Krod Mandoon, lack of social courtesy, Ladies' Night, language, laptops, legacies, legacy, Legend of the Seeker, lemon waters, lifestyles, Lilith, limousines, literally, long walks, lottery, lottery tickets, Lu Bu, luck, lucky, lunch dates, MacGyver, magic, magical, Malachi Hunter, Mama Fratelli, Manhattan, Mayberry, MD, medieval community, medieval times, Mega-Millions Jackpot, mentors, Merlin, metaphors, MGHOW, MGTOW, Michael, Michael Clarke Duncan, Michael R. Holt, mighty warriors, millionaires, Minecraft, misanthropes, Mom, Moms, money, monument, monuments, Nathan Fillion, New York City, nine cents, novel, NY, NYC, objects of anger, organic foods, passion, paychecks, penury, people, people too stupid to KNOW they're stupid, Pepe Le Pew, pick-up jargon, pilots, pirates, pizza, Playstation, polished dress shoes, porn, poverty, powers, prescription drugs, progeny, property taxes, PS2, PS4, PUA, PUAs, PvP, racism, racists, rappers, reading, realtors, recliners, refurbs, rich people, Rich Texan, road trips, Rome, Royalty, safety deposit boxes, Salt Lake City, Sam Elliott, sarcasm, scam artists, Scarlett O' Hara, Scotland, Sean Rouse, security jobs, selective hearing, Shakespeare, Shannon, shenanigans, similes, sincerity, Sir Kenneth Branagh, sketching, sleeping on benches, small mountain towns, smarminess, sons, South America, spaceship captains, spite, spoiled kids, sports metaphors, State Fair apples, stewardesses, straws in drinks, strip clubs, strippers, subconscious, superheroes, supernatural powers, superstition, surgery, talking smack behind people's backs, taxes, techniques, texting, the 80s, the Art, The Art of Castle Building, The Bible, the cave incident, the East, the Fates, The Game, the Garden, the Great Wall of China, the identity of the one woman I ever loved, the IRS, The Pen Is Mightier Productions, the Pyramids, The Simpsons, the West, the widow Athelas, theatre, tips, Tisha, truth, TV, twat-blockers, ugly, Universe, universes, Vanessa, Vera, Viktor Bender, VIP, VIPs, vocabulary, vodka, vodka shots, waitresses, Weight Watchers, white picket fences, Wilford Brimley, William Shakespeare, wingman, wings, wisdom, working men, world, writing, Xeresgate, Xeresgate - The Castle Within, Yahweh, yoga, yokels | 18 Comments

Crime under the Guise of Policy

Posted on September 25, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

I know that corporate America thinks that company policy is law, but I want to be quite clear when I say that it is not. Not only do company policies sometimes run contrary to civil laws (I should say that … Continue reading →

Posted in Pensive, Rant | Tagged 24-hour waiting periods, acceptable, America: Land of the Rich, and Home of the Screwed, assholes, banking powerhouse, banks, bets, capital, cashing checks, Catch Me If You Can, charity, check fraud, civil law, college policy, common sense, company policy, corporate America, corporate Christian assholes, corporate giant, crime, denying you your money, four decades, Frank Abagnale, fraud, GCU, GCU sucks, get your thumbs out of your asses, Grand Canyon University sucks, guise, high stakes gambling, hypocritical fuckers, Jesus, law, logic, machine, money futures, my fucking money, no legal repercussions, nominal, policy, profit, savings accounts, schlub, stealing, stealing is stealing - no matter your policy, stocks, team cash, team dollar, technology, theft, your money | 3 Comments

I’m getting REALLY FUCKING TIRED of Christians!

Posted on September 16, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

This post isn’t to further distance myself from the subject matter brushed up against in my last post, but if you want to take it that way, more power to you. This post is in response to a solid fucking … Continue reading →

Posted in Pensive, Rant | Tagged annoying, asshole college, assholes, asswipes, atheists, bad luck, Betas, bitches, Bronze Age religion, bullshit, charlatan, Christianity, Christians NEVER admit when they're wrong, College is ridiculously expensive, corporate Christian assholes, corporate drones, cranky, creator, Don't waste my time or money, drone administrators, drones, dumb fucks, education, Emperor, English Literature, evolution, facade, faith, feed me, Fuck you!, GCU sucks, glaring lapses in logic, Grand Canyon University sucks, I don't suffer fools, I will sue you, idiotic instructors, idiots, imbeciles, incensed, incompetent, infuriated, introductory course, lazy faith of Evolution, livid, mandatory uselessness, monkey men, moronic, moronic doctoral candidates, morons, much-needed revision, obviously wrong, one-rule, online college, online student, overpriced, penury sucks, pious cunts, rapport, revenge-based motivation, salvation, self-defeating logic, self-righteous, shit sundae, smarter than you, still need money for rent, tired of assholes, tired of Christians, tired of hypocrites, traitor, understanding landlord, unmitigated gall, unnecessary, virulent, waste of time | 18 Comments

Disingenuous people make me SICK!

Posted on August 23, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

I’ve mentioned before how I feel about “Likes” on my blog, but I think I should reiterate for those of you who don’t Follow me… They’re FUCKING WORTHLESS! >:P If you don’t Follow my blog, I couldn’t give a shit … Continue reading →

Posted in Pensive, Rant | Tagged assholes, bitch, blogs, bullshit, charity, cheap, Christian, Christian Children's Fund, Christians, Christmas, clicks, D-Lickers, disingenuous, disingenuous Christians, disingenuous people, disingenuousness, dumbass, every $1 only helps if EVERYONE does it, followers, Follows, genuine appreciation, groceries, hits, Hulu Plus, Karma, likes, miserly, misers, money, motherfuckers, Netflix, NYC, old widow lady with a heart of gold, out on the streets, posts, readers, reading, rent, sanctimonious, selfish, sick, titles, venting, views, warning, WordPress, worthless, worthless charities, worthless entertainment, worthless tithes and offerings, writer, writers write to be read, Xeresgate Funding Campaign | 7 Comments

The Pro-Western Marriage crowd aren’t Scholars; They’re a MOB.

Posted on August 14, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

Made up of “impassioned” in-duh-viduals from both sides of the Blue/Red Pill debate, most Western people these days (I find) are quick to charge into the fray for the defense of Western marriage. There’s not a true lady to be … Continue reading →

Posted in Agnostically Biblical, Instructional, Pensive, Rant | Tagged absolute Truth, absolutes, adult servers, agree to disagree, alimony, Alpha, Alphas, amusing, annoying, application, arguments, assholes, assumptions, authority, avarice, banal, bankers, battle, begrudging, benefits, Beta, Betas, bitches, Blue Pill, cavemen, child support, childishness, children, civility, civilizations, clue for the clueless, colloquial, comprehension, con, convictions, covetous, defense, deluded, devotion, discussion, disingenuous, dispute the facts, disregarding, divorce, divorced men, domestic talents, dominance, eBay, economic agreement, emotions, Emperor, empires, entertainment, equity, exclusion, facts, families, female, fools, fracas, fraudulent, freedom, genius, gentlemen, Google, greed, groupthink, head of the household, hell, hive mind, home prices, honest debate, household, husband, husbands, hypergamous women, hypocrisy, hypocritical, idiots, ignorant, illogical, imbecile, in-duh-viduals, incitement, indicative, insubordination, insufferable, issue, jerks, King, labor, ladies, lamentation, lawmakers, lazy, learning, live with less, local truth, logic, male, man's children, marriage funds, Minecraft, misquoting, mockery, model husband, money, mundane, NAWALT, night, not worth it, opinions, ostracize, partnership, power-hungry wives, pro, Pro-Western Marriage Mob, progeny, provider, pussy, PWMM, Queen, reading, Red Pill, relativism, respect, responsibility, role-reversal, Ron Paul, ruinous state of Western marriage, ruled by a man, scientific laws, selfish, servitude, sham, shams, silly, slavery, social services, statistics don't lie, stupid, submission, taking men to the cleaners, tantrum, threat, time with kids, tolerance, Traditional Marriage, trial, truth, umbrage, undermining, weak adult minds, weak logic, Western countries, Western culture, Western Marriage, Western people, Western society, Western women can't cook, White Knights, wicked and unruly wife, wife, wife wears the pants, wives, women in the workplace, work, work from home, work load, wresting, writers, writing | 17 Comments

Happy WHAT Day, now? o_O

Posted on July 4, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

I’m not here to harsh anyone’s buzz on a day of beer, bratwursts, and bothersome relatives, but a quick thought just crossed my mind. Just how “Independent” are we as Americans? I know that people used to get pretty nearly … Continue reading →

Posted in Agnostically Biblical, Pensive | Tagged America, Americans, answers, assets, assholes, beer, Benjamin Franklin, best country in the world, bratwursts, China, citizenry, civil rights, congress, congressional, congressman, congresswoman, domestic tyranny, education, entangling alliances, failing economy, feminist morons, financial independence, George W. Bush, gratitude, Guantanamo Bay, home loans, independence, Independence Day, independent, kids, national debt, NSA, NSA wire tapping, Obama, presidency, president, relatives, stop deficit spending, stop infringing on our civil rights, stop policing the world, stupid, terrorism, terrorists, Thomas Jefferson, torture, true patriot, true patriotism, TSA, tyrannical, tyranny, vigilance, vigilant, x-rays | 2 Comments

That’s ADAPTATION, not Evolution… you fucking idiot.

Posted on July 1, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

Look, before I begin, I need to make it clear that I am not a Creationist. I’m not. (And I don’t mean that in the way people do when they say “I’m not a racist, but…” and then tell some … Continue reading →

Posted in Agnostically Biblical, Pensive, Rant | Tagged accountability, adaptation, America, American, assholes, atheists, challenges, China, Chinese, creation, creationists, cultures, difficulties, environmental, evolution, evolution is faith, evolutionists, facts, faith, flawed faith, flawed logic, fucking idiots, idiots, logic, Mandarin, millions of years, nomenclature, racist, reasoning, species, survival, traits, wresting, wrong | 2 Comments

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Crime under the Guise of Policy

I’m getting REALLY FUCKING TIRED of Christians!

Disingenuous people make me SICK!

Happy WHAT Day, now? o_O

That’s ADAPTATION, not Evolution… you fucking idiot.

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“Xeresgate: The Castle Within” IS FINALLY AVAILABLE!!!

Crime under the Guise of Policy

I’m getting REALLY FUCKING TIRED of Christians!

Disingenuous people make me SICK!

The Pro-Western Marriage crowd aren’t Scholars; They’re a MOB.

Happy WHAT Day, now? o_O

That’s ADAPTATION, not Evolution… you fucking idiot.

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