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10 Questions you WISH someone would ask you…
In my short lifetime (relative to the sun, civilization, and dirt), I’ve filled out a survey or two – mostly on friends’ Facebook accounts (back in the day – I don’t really “do” FB anymore). The most annoying thing is … Continue reading →
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Gender Traitors
For those of you that don’t know me well enough, I’ve long been a subscriber to the school of thought that men are a superior gender. That doesn’t mean that women aren’t better in some things (nurturing, childbirth, mental terrorism, … Continue reading →
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Happy Dragons Day! (II)
Yes, it is the fourth annual Dragons Day (and the second time it’s been mentioned in Show Me, thus the above title), folks! (If you missed the first one, you may read it here.) This is the day that every red-blooded … Continue reading →