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“Xeresgate: The Castle Within” IS FINALLY AVAILABLE!!!

Posted on March 8, 2014 by Emperor Lu Bu

This is it, my faithful readers and fans… the very beginning of the beautiful, awesome, peerless journey into the world of Xeresgate! It’s been seemingly countless hours of getting the formats just rightly and getting the cover just how I … Continue reading →

Posted in Published Works, Update | Tagged 50s virtues, 69 chapters, 747, 80008 words, absolute Truth, acting, actors, Adam, advisors, All Your Base Are Belong To Us, allegories, America, apple, Archer, Armani, assholes, Assum Mirza, ATMs, award ceremonies, Baltimore, bar tabs, Barney Stinson, bars, bartenders, bathroom poetry, bathroom stalls, bedtime stories, being a good wingman, being remembered, billionaires, Billy Watson, bimbos, bitches, Blackhawk, bodyguards, Bon Jovi, Bon Jovi 2010 Circle Tour, bosses, brawlers, Brooklyn, bummers, busty redhead, cabs, camera phones, castle amenities, castle building, castles, Catholics, celebrities, Cessna, cheap cell phones, Christmas, Christmas mornings, cities, city, Claude, clubs, cocaine, cock-blocking, Coke vs Pepsi, collections tricks, college, college loans, community college, computers, country bars, cowboy hats, cowboys, crab pizzas, crotchety grandpas, cursing, cynicism, Dad, Dads, Dagorhir, daughters, demi-gods, Deputy Meyer, Destiny, diabetes, diamond cuff links, douchebags, dreams, drinking, drunk chicks, DVDs, Earth, Earths, email, England, English, English teacher Ms. Lewis, Eve, expensive, FAA, faith, fake breasts, fallacy, fame, family, Fate, father, fathers, female abusiveness, fighting, figuratively, financial independence, first-class flying, Ford trucks, fortune, France, Franklin Avenue, Fred Dibnah, galaxies, Game, Genghis Khan, gentlemen, geriatrics, get-rich-quick schemes, getting drunk, goals, God, God of the Universe, gods, gold coins, gold-digging whores, Google, Google Maps, gorgeous women, great crystal, Greece, grenades, hangovers, harpies, HDTVs, Helen, Hilton, holy book, honesty, hope, hosts, humans, humor, Hurricanes, ideals, inhibitions, isolationism, Jack Dalton, James, Jamesian Text, Jersey, Jim-Bob Abernathy, Jimmy Olsen, jobs, journey, July heat waves, Katie, Kevin Hart, kingdoms, Krod Mandoon, lack of social courtesy, Ladies' Night, language, laptops, legacies, legacy, Legend of the Seeker, lemon waters, lifestyles, Lilith, limousines, literally, long walks, lottery, lottery tickets, Lu Bu, luck, lucky, lunch dates, MacGyver, magic, magical, Malachi Hunter, Mama Fratelli, Manhattan, Mayberry, MD, medieval community, medieval times, Mega-Millions Jackpot, mentors, Merlin, metaphors, MGHOW, MGTOW, Michael, Michael Clarke Duncan, Michael R. Holt, mighty warriors, millionaires, Minecraft, misanthropes, Mom, Moms, money, monument, monuments, Nathan Fillion, New York City, nine cents, novel, NY, NYC, objects of anger, organic foods, passion, paychecks, penury, people, people too stupid to KNOW they're stupid, Pepe Le Pew, pick-up jargon, pilots, pirates, pizza, Playstation, polished dress shoes, porn, poverty, powers, prescription drugs, progeny, property taxes, PS2, PS4, PUA, PUAs, PvP, racism, racists, rappers, reading, realtors, recliners, refurbs, rich people, Rich Texan, road trips, Rome, Royalty, safety deposit boxes, Salt Lake City, Sam Elliott, sarcasm, scam artists, Scarlett O' Hara, Scotland, Sean Rouse, security jobs, selective hearing, Shakespeare, Shannon, shenanigans, similes, sincerity, Sir Kenneth Branagh, sketching, sleeping on benches, small mountain towns, smarminess, sons, South America, spaceship captains, spite, spoiled kids, sports metaphors, State Fair apples, stewardesses, straws in drinks, strip clubs, strippers, subconscious, superheroes, supernatural powers, superstition, surgery, talking smack behind people's backs, taxes, techniques, texting, the 80s, the Art, The Art of Castle Building, The Bible, the cave incident, the East, the Fates, The Game, the Garden, the Great Wall of China, the identity of the one woman I ever loved, the IRS, The Pen Is Mightier Productions, the Pyramids, The Simpsons, the West, the widow Athelas, theatre, tips, Tisha, truth, TV, twat-blockers, ugly, Universe, universes, Vanessa, Vera, Viktor Bender, VIP, VIPs, vocabulary, vodka, vodka shots, waitresses, Weight Watchers, white picket fences, Wilford Brimley, William Shakespeare, wingman, wings, wisdom, working men, world, writing, Xeresgate, Xeresgate - The Castle Within, Yahweh, yoga, yokels | 18 Comments

Why “American Dad!” is a Steaming Turd

Posted on April 7, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

I’ll admit, when I added it to my Netflix queue, it took some getting used to. Basically, American Dad! episodes were just half-as-good Family Guy episodes… that I hadn’t seen yet. So they were a Family Guy placebo, really. I … Continue reading →

Posted in Rant | Tagged American Dad!, anti-marriage, betrayal, Bill Burr, bitch, cheating whore, Chrissy Polis, clueless husband trope, comedy, D&D, Dad, disloyalty, Doug Stanhope, Family Guy, Francine Smith, gay clubs, Gay Pride parade, gay rights, gender traitors, geniuses, Hayley Smith, humiliated, hypocrisy, kids, liberal, negative recourse, nerds, Netflix, Paul Lynde, punched, respect, Roger the Alien, self-indulgent, Seth MacFarlane, shit, shit-bomb, Stan of Arabia, Stan Smith, steaming turd, stereotypes, Steve Smith, Surro-Gate, TG, The 42-Year-Old Virgin, traditional gender roles, transgender rights, trophy wife, TS, TV, underdog | 1 Comment

Time Out For a Cheap Little Movie…

Posted on April 2, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

Okay, just a quickie here… I just got done watching “The Karate Kid II” for easily the hundredth time. It’s one of those movies you see when you’re younger, and you have no idea that it’s going to be with … Continue reading →

Posted in Update | Tagged Dad, Futurama, Glory of Love, iShuffle, Jurassic Bark, Karate Kid 2, man-pass, movies, Mr. Miyagi, Peter Cetera, sappy, silly, The Karate Kid II, wonderful | 6 Comments

Yesterday was odd…

Posted on February 21, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

…and most definitely the first time that I’ve skipped a day writing for “Show Me”. I knew the streak couldn’t last forever, but the day did begin in a most unusual way, so I can hardly be blamed very much. … Continue reading →

Posted in Pensive | Tagged children, Dad, Dads, Dr. Horrible, dreams, father/son, fathers, heart, horror, Mad TV, manly, unusual, Will Sasso | Leave a comment

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