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Provenience – Year One

Posted on November 22, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

Day One You awake to a cool breeze running through your hair and the sounds of rushing waters coming from a small river not a stone’s throw away from you. As you groggily lift your head from the earth that … Continue reading →

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YOUR CHANCE to be in one of the Emperor’s stories!

Posted on November 21, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

The post following this one will be a “new world”/Minecraft-type game I used to play on forums back in the day. It’s an add-on story, that can be updated by me OR YOU (and as such, taken in any direction … Continue reading →

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Where I want to go. V

Posted on October 17, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

Chapter Five: Afterlife 101 I tried to clear my mind before entering the Sage’s area again, as I didn’t want to have another helping of his surly demeanor. I held my arms out at my sides, presenting the new (clothed) me … Continue reading →

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Where I want to go. IV

Posted on October 16, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

Chapter Four: Getting Dressed I went to sit on the nearest wooden stool by the fire to take in the Sage of the Inn’s information, but he quickly stopped me. “WHOA whoa whoa, kid! No one may have a problem … Continue reading →

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Where I want to go. III

Posted on October 11, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

Chapter Three: The Sage of the Inn Never in all my life had I felt as warm and pleasant – both inside and out – as I felt at that exact moment. I was instantly more at home among these … Continue reading →

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Where I want to go. II

Posted on October 10, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

Chapter Two: Welcomed into the Afterlife “You’re dead,” she’d said, with the kind of bluntness normally reserved for objects thrown at the back of one’s head. The news gave me pause not in the way of denying that it could … Continue reading →

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Where I want to go.

Posted on October 9, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

I’m not convinced there is a heaven (But on the bright side, that means I also don’t fear hell!), but once I die, this is where I want to go and how I want it to happen… Chapter One: I … Continue reading →

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Crazy Interactive Writing Project #1!

Posted on April 13, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

Normally, I don’t open my writing process up to input from others, but I’ve decided to do something unprecedented. I’ll keep a moderate rein on it, but I will open the floor for “CYOA”-type input… and maybe a few fill-in-the-blank … Continue reading →

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Provenience – Year One

Where I want to go. V

Where I want to go. IV

Where I want to go. III

Where I want to go. II

Where I want to go.

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