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“Xeresgate: The Castle Within” IS FINALLY AVAILABLE!!!

Posted on March 8, 2014 by Emperor Lu Bu

This is it, my faithful readers and fans… the very beginning of the beautiful, awesome, peerless journey into the world of Xeresgate! It’s been seemingly countless hours of getting the formats just rightly and getting the cover just how I … Continue reading →

Posted in Published Works, Update | Tagged 50s virtues, 69 chapters, 747, 80008 words, absolute Truth, acting, actors, Adam, advisors, All Your Base Are Belong To Us, allegories, America, apple, Archer, Armani, assholes, Assum Mirza, ATMs, award ceremonies, Baltimore, bar tabs, Barney Stinson, bars, bartenders, bathroom poetry, bathroom stalls, bedtime stories, being a good wingman, being remembered, billionaires, Billy Watson, bimbos, bitches, Blackhawk, bodyguards, Bon Jovi, Bon Jovi 2010 Circle Tour, bosses, brawlers, Brooklyn, bummers, busty redhead, cabs, camera phones, castle amenities, castle building, castles, Catholics, celebrities, Cessna, cheap cell phones, Christmas, Christmas mornings, cities, city, Claude, clubs, cocaine, cock-blocking, Coke vs Pepsi, collections tricks, college, college loans, community college, computers, country bars, cowboy hats, cowboys, crab pizzas, crotchety grandpas, cursing, cynicism, Dad, Dads, Dagorhir, daughters, demi-gods, Deputy Meyer, Destiny, diabetes, diamond cuff links, douchebags, dreams, drinking, drunk chicks, DVDs, Earth, Earths, email, England, English, English teacher Ms. Lewis, Eve, expensive, FAA, faith, fake breasts, fallacy, fame, family, Fate, father, fathers, female abusiveness, fighting, figuratively, financial independence, first-class flying, Ford trucks, fortune, France, Franklin Avenue, Fred Dibnah, galaxies, Game, Genghis Khan, gentlemen, geriatrics, get-rich-quick schemes, getting drunk, goals, God, God of the Universe, gods, gold coins, gold-digging whores, Google, Google Maps, gorgeous women, great crystal, Greece, grenades, hangovers, harpies, HDTVs, Helen, Hilton, holy book, honesty, hope, hosts, humans, humor, Hurricanes, ideals, inhibitions, isolationism, Jack Dalton, James, Jamesian Text, Jersey, Jim-Bob Abernathy, Jimmy Olsen, jobs, journey, July heat waves, Katie, Kevin Hart, kingdoms, Krod Mandoon, lack of social courtesy, Ladies' Night, language, laptops, legacies, legacy, Legend of the Seeker, lemon waters, lifestyles, Lilith, limousines, literally, long walks, lottery, lottery tickets, Lu Bu, luck, lucky, lunch dates, MacGyver, magic, magical, Malachi Hunter, Mama Fratelli, Manhattan, Mayberry, MD, medieval community, medieval times, Mega-Millions Jackpot, mentors, Merlin, metaphors, MGHOW, MGTOW, Michael, Michael Clarke Duncan, Michael R. Holt, mighty warriors, millionaires, Minecraft, misanthropes, Mom, Moms, money, monument, monuments, Nathan Fillion, New York City, nine cents, novel, NY, NYC, objects of anger, organic foods, passion, paychecks, penury, people, people too stupid to KNOW they're stupid, Pepe Le Pew, pick-up jargon, pilots, pirates, pizza, Playstation, polished dress shoes, porn, poverty, powers, prescription drugs, progeny, property taxes, PS2, PS4, PUA, PUAs, PvP, racism, racists, rappers, reading, realtors, recliners, refurbs, rich people, Rich Texan, road trips, Rome, Royalty, safety deposit boxes, Salt Lake City, Sam Elliott, sarcasm, scam artists, Scarlett O' Hara, Scotland, Sean Rouse, security jobs, selective hearing, Shakespeare, Shannon, shenanigans, similes, sincerity, Sir Kenneth Branagh, sketching, sleeping on benches, small mountain towns, smarminess, sons, South America, spaceship captains, spite, spoiled kids, sports metaphors, State Fair apples, stewardesses, straws in drinks, strip clubs, strippers, subconscious, superheroes, supernatural powers, superstition, surgery, talking smack behind people's backs, taxes, techniques, texting, the 80s, the Art, The Art of Castle Building, The Bible, the cave incident, the East, the Fates, The Game, the Garden, the Great Wall of China, the identity of the one woman I ever loved, the IRS, The Pen Is Mightier Productions, the Pyramids, The Simpsons, the West, the widow Athelas, theatre, tips, Tisha, truth, TV, twat-blockers, ugly, Universe, universes, Vanessa, Vera, Viktor Bender, VIP, VIPs, vocabulary, vodka, vodka shots, waitresses, Weight Watchers, white picket fences, Wilford Brimley, William Shakespeare, wingman, wings, wisdom, working men, world, writing, Xeresgate, Xeresgate - The Castle Within, Yahweh, yoga, yokels | 18 Comments

Respect goes up; Love comes down

Posted on January 5, 2014 by Emperor Lu Bu

I remember talking with my mom about this the other night, and thought it was a worthy enough topic to expound upon a bit. Before I get into it too much, I have to reintroduce a concept that has been … Continue reading →

Posted in Agnostically Biblical, Instructional, Pensive | Tagged actual love, appreciation, authority, bitches, blog, Bronze Age tome, Chain of Command, CO, Colossians, concern, discussion, Ephesians, familial roles, Firefly, haven, his children, home, husband loves wife and kids, I Peter, Jayne, kids respect mom and dad, KJV Bible, ladies, lady, lord, love, Love comes down, lunacy, man's rightful place, MGTOW, military, Mom, natural order, No Ma'am, nuggets of Truth, obedience, one man in charge, partners, peace, person in charge, president, proper dynamic, proper family, protection, provision, rebellious bitches, relationships, respect, Respect goes up, Respect goes up the CoC; Love comes down the CoC, ship, submission, teaching our children, tense standoffs, Titus, topple the man, True natures, truth, United States, VP, war, wearing the pants, Western bitches, Western family, Western society, wife loves kids, wife respects husband, XO, you love those for whom you do, you respect those who do for you | 7 Comments

Genius Needs an Audience

Posted on November 17, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

I pinpointed a major weakness to my propensity for writing a while back: I am far less likely to engage in it if there is no one to see it (and preferably, see it right away – with comments). This … Continue reading →

Posted in Pensive | Tagged audience, banana nut bread, BBC, breath, brilliance, college work, death, Dr. John Watson, Earth, enemies, eternity, frailty, genius, genius needs an audience, inspiration, lamentation, life, magic, Mom, Netflix, pictures, poem, rebuke, screenwriter, Sherlock, Sherlock Holmes, soul, streusel nut topping, thanks, thoughts, voice, weakness, words, write, writing | 2 Comments

Ever wanted to hear the Voice of the Emperor?

Posted on September 14, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

Well, it just so happens that I’ve started a new YouTube channel in which I will be assuming an upper British affectation (the accent that I’ve always thought was the classiest) to read “classics” that are free from copyright. I’ve … Continue reading →

Posted in Update, YouTube | Tagged Agnostic, British, Charles Dickens, classical, entertainment, hedonistic, King James Bible, KJB, KJV, literary works, Mark Twain, Mom, NYC, Oscar Wilde, readers, Samuel Clemens, Shakespeare, The British Reader, voice acting, Voice of the Emperor, voiceover work, YouTube | 2 Comments

It’s Like Dowsing for Accountability!

Posted on June 13, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

(In other words, I expect this to have as good of a chance for success.) As a writer, both my biggest motivator (and potentially biggest fear) is accountability. (I suppose that should just say “As me…”, but this is about … Continue reading →

Posted in Pensive, Update | Tagged accountability, asshole, awesome deal, Big Bad, blog, body of work, challenge, chance, comment, contact me, Craigslist, dowsing, dreams, email, fear, film school, followers, friends, habit, Harry Potter, influence, J. K. Rowling, J. R. R. Tolkien, Lord of the Rings, luck, Mom, money, motivation, nagging, Nathan Fillion, panacea, post, practice, procrastination, progress, succeed, success, time wasting, weakness, writer, writing | 4 Comments

How the Universe Works… 95% of the Time.

Posted on June 8, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

Well, I promised you all an update on the Swamp-Ass/birthday/R.B.B.C. issue, and here it is – My legs no longer stick together. Yes; you heard that correctly. I now have my very own personal A/C unit in my room here … Continue reading →

Posted in Pensive, Update | Tagged 5%, A/C, Bender, birthday, chess, Christian, Futurama, God, God of the Universe, hint, hope, humidity, installation, job done rightly, Mom, money, NYC, plenty, R.B.B.C., role, swamp-ass, Target, uncertainty, Universe | 4 Comments

The Vicissitudes of Life

Posted on May 1, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

It occurs to me every so often – in times of quiet contemplation and deep introspection – that I am not currently where I’d ever imagined myself to be… in my life. Think about that (as it relates to you) … Continue reading →

Posted in Pensive | Tagged 5-year-old, acting, AFA, Africa, Baltimore, Baptist, book, career, children's books, choices, Christians, computers, contemplation, discipleship, divorce, doctor, flabbergasted, goals, gospel, herald, high school, interesting, intimidating, introspection, large, life, lifestyle, marriage weight, missionary, mistakes, Mom, New York City, NYC, plan, portents, published, quagmires, ROTK XI, save souls, self, senior, sports, vicissitudes, wars | 10 Comments

A Quick Word about “Show Me”…

Posted on March 22, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

Ever since my fellow blogger, “A [sic] Opinionated Man”, first decided to re-blog my post from yesterday (in essence, sharing my words with an extended community), I have been deluged with hits, likes, comments, and new followers. The old adage … Continue reading →

Posted in Update | Tagged adage, amusing, attention whore, bad press, bitches, blogger, civility, comments, community, cowardice, eviscerate, gentlemanly, haters, hits, likes, moderation, Mom, Narcissism, new followers, Opinionated Man, post, public forum, re-blog, sharing, soapbox, supporters, website, work, writing | 10 Comments

Begin Your Day

Posted on February 16, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

I forget where I first heard it, but there’s this old tale of a benevolent couple who was next door neighbors with a really awful couple (You know the ones – mean to everyone, even each other.). They each, in … Continue reading →

Posted in Pensive | Tagged benevolence, couples, fable, hogs, hospitality, industriousness, inertia, laziness, Mom, pigs, wizard | Leave a comment

Dangerous Procrastinations

Posted on February 13, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

My Mother: Yvonne She’s the solemn pledge in a home fire’s passion; Bruised knee or ego? She’s the balm. She’s the showcase of the milliner’s fashion, To be succinct, she’s my Mom. Her heart and name always precede her, Generosity carries … Continue reading →

Posted in Pensive | Tagged family, gratification, Hedonism, inspiration, love, Mom, Narcissism, poetry, procrastination, professional, tropes | Leave a comment

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Respect goes up; Love comes down

Genius Needs an Audience

Ever wanted to hear the Voice of the Emperor?

It’s Like Dowsing for Accountability!

How the Universe Works… 95% of the Time.

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Begin Your Day

Dangerous Procrastinations

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