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“Xeresgate: The Castle Within” IS FINALLY AVAILABLE!!!
This is it, my faithful readers and fans… the very beginning of the beautiful, awesome, peerless journey into the world of Xeresgate! It’s been seemingly countless hours of getting the formats just rightly and getting the cover just how I … Continue reading →
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Tagged 50s virtues, 69 chapters, 747, 80008 words, absolute Truth, acting, actors, Adam, advisors, All Your Base Are Belong To Us, allegories, America, apple, Archer, Armani, assholes, Assum Mirza, ATMs, award ceremonies, Baltimore, bar tabs, Barney Stinson, bars, bartenders, bathroom poetry, bathroom stalls, bedtime stories, being a good wingman, being remembered, billionaires, Billy Watson, bimbos, bitches, Blackhawk, bodyguards, Bon Jovi, Bon Jovi 2010 Circle Tour, bosses, brawlers, Brooklyn, bummers, busty redhead, cabs, camera phones, castle amenities, castle building, castles, Catholics, celebrities, Cessna, cheap cell phones, Christmas, Christmas mornings, cities, city, Claude, clubs, cocaine, cock-blocking, Coke vs Pepsi, collections tricks, college, college loans, community college, computers, country bars, cowboy hats, cowboys, crab pizzas, crotchety grandpas, cursing, cynicism, Dad, Dads, Dagorhir, daughters, demi-gods, Deputy Meyer, Destiny, diabetes, diamond cuff links, douchebags, dreams, drinking, drunk chicks, DVDs, Earth, Earths, email, England, English, English teacher Ms. Lewis, Eve, expensive, FAA, faith, fake breasts, fallacy, fame, family, Fate, father, fathers, female abusiveness, fighting, figuratively, financial independence, first-class flying, Ford trucks, fortune, France, Franklin Avenue, Fred Dibnah, galaxies, Game, Genghis Khan, gentlemen, geriatrics, get-rich-quick schemes, getting drunk, goals, God, God of the Universe, gods, gold coins, gold-digging whores, Google, Google Maps, gorgeous women, great crystal, Greece, grenades, hangovers, harpies, HDTVs, Helen, Hilton, holy book, honesty, hope, hosts, humans, humor, Hurricanes, ideals, inhibitions, isolationism, Jack Dalton, James, Jamesian Text, Jersey, Jim-Bob Abernathy, Jimmy Olsen, jobs, journey, July heat waves, Katie, Kevin Hart, kingdoms, Krod Mandoon, lack of social courtesy, Ladies' Night, language, laptops, legacies, legacy, Legend of the Seeker, lemon waters, lifestyles, Lilith, limousines, literally, long walks, lottery, lottery tickets, Lu Bu, luck, lucky, lunch dates, MacGyver, magic, magical, Malachi Hunter, Mama Fratelli, Manhattan, Mayberry, MD, medieval community, medieval times, Mega-Millions Jackpot, mentors, Merlin, metaphors, MGHOW, MGTOW, Michael, Michael Clarke Duncan, Michael R. Holt, mighty warriors, millionaires, Minecraft, misanthropes, Mom, Moms, money, monument, monuments, Nathan Fillion, New York City, nine cents, novel, NY, NYC, objects of anger, organic foods, passion, paychecks, penury, people, people too stupid to KNOW they're stupid, Pepe Le Pew, pick-up jargon, pilots, pirates, pizza, Playstation, polished dress shoes, porn, poverty, powers, prescription drugs, progeny, property taxes, PS2, PS4, PUA, PUAs, PvP, racism, racists, rappers, reading, realtors, recliners, refurbs, rich people, Rich Texan, road trips, Rome, Royalty, safety deposit boxes, Salt Lake City, Sam Elliott, sarcasm, scam artists, Scarlett O' Hara, Scotland, Sean Rouse, security jobs, selective hearing, Shakespeare, Shannon, shenanigans, similes, sincerity, Sir Kenneth Branagh, sketching, sleeping on benches, small mountain towns, smarminess, sons, South America, spaceship captains, spite, spoiled kids, sports metaphors, State Fair apples, stewardesses, straws in drinks, strip clubs, strippers, subconscious, superheroes, supernatural powers, superstition, surgery, talking smack behind people's backs, taxes, techniques, texting, the 80s, the Art, The Art of Castle Building, The Bible, the cave incident, the East, the Fates, The Game, the Garden, the Great Wall of China, the identity of the one woman I ever loved, the IRS, The Pen Is Mightier Productions, the Pyramids, The Simpsons, the West, the widow Athelas, theatre, tips, Tisha, truth, TV, twat-blockers, ugly, Universe, universes, Vanessa, Vera, Viktor Bender, VIP, VIPs, vocabulary, vodka, vodka shots, waitresses, Weight Watchers, white picket fences, Wilford Brimley, William Shakespeare, wingman, wings, wisdom, working men, world, writing, Xeresgate, Xeresgate - The Castle Within, Yahweh, yoga, yokels
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The Final Countdown
I don’t want to put too much emphasis on it (in case I [or circumstances] end up disappointing me again), but my novel… my magnum opus, if you will… is on a do-or-die schedule to be completed and available for … Continue reading →
Posted in Comedic, Update, YouTube
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YOUR CHANCE to be in one of the Emperor’s stories!
The post following this one will be a “new world”/Minecraft-type game I used to play on forums back in the day. It’s an add-on story, that can be updated by me OR YOU (and as such, taken in any direction … Continue reading →
Posted in Fictional, Update
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Tagged absolute Truth, alias, beginning, caravan, chance, comeuppance, construct, contributors, countryside, CYOA, direction, Emperor, entry, evil, forums, Garden of Eden, good luck, grammar, gypsies, hero, ideas, journey, Karma, magic, medieval, Minecraft, mountains, must make sense, name, narrative, new world, post, pre-gunpowder, public, punishment, readers, reading, Rules of the World, share, spelling, stories, story, tone, villains, violate, voice, West, writer, writers, writing
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Genius Needs an Audience
I pinpointed a major weakness to my propensity for writing a while back: I am far less likely to engage in it if there is no one to see it (and preferably, see it right away – with comments). This … Continue reading →
Posted in Pensive
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Tagged audience, banana nut bread, BBC, breath, brilliance, college work, death, Dr. John Watson, Earth, enemies, eternity, frailty, genius, genius needs an audience, inspiration, lamentation, life, magic, Mom, Netflix, pictures, poem, rebuke, screenwriter, Sherlock, Sherlock Holmes, soul, streusel nut topping, thanks, thoughts, voice, weakness, words, write, writing
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Where I want to go. V
Chapter Five: Afterlife 101 I tried to clear my mind before entering the Sage’s area again, as I didn’t want to have another helping of his surly demeanor. I held my arms out at my sides, presenting the new (clothed) me … Continue reading →
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Tagged accountants are lying cheaters, afterlife, Afterlife 101, alcohol, armor, arrow, attention to detail, back plate, bitch, bitches, breastplate, Chapter Five, clothed, death, demeanor, disparaging, dramatic effect, Earth, everything has its price, God of the Universe, Highlander, impressive, job, Johann Sebastian Bach, kid, La-Z-Boy, leather, Lex Archer, life, magic, mead, mentor, modern life makes people jerks, my ex-wife was a lying cheating bitch, name, newdeath, newdeaths, past life, profession, public servants, Puritans are boring, rebirth, reborn, reincarnation, rich, rudeness, Sage of the Inn, Sarah de Winter, Sebastian Schwertmeister, shame, shock, smile, society, soldier, surly, sweet, tavern patrons, Terrabellum, the After, Throne System, useful in society, where I want to go, whores, working ladies, young lady
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Titleless Verse
I am enchanted by your spell – by the power of the ideal that you represent. Did my thoughts give birth to thee, or did your ethereal essence guide my hand upon the page so that you might be born … Continue reading →
Posted in Pensive
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Tagged bard, beauty, bosom, chained, craftsman, father, fight, free verse, freedom, heart, hearth, hero, home, kin, King, kingdoms, kith, magic, man, master, pages, pardon, poet, poetry, release, servant, song, soul, spell, supplication, Titleless Verse, treasure, untitled, verse, warrior, waves, world
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Crazy Interactive Writing Project #1!
Normally, I don’t open my writing process up to input from others, but I’ve decided to do something unprecedented. I’ll keep a moderate rein on it, but I will open the floor for “CYOA”-type input… and maybe a few fill-in-the-blank … Continue reading →
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Tagged cool, CYOA, Electromancy, guqin, interactive, interactive blog, King Arregret, magic, mental, physical, Prince Michael, process, Queen Angeline, spiritual, training, wars, writing, writing project, Xeresgate
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