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“Xeresgate: The Castle Within” IS FINALLY AVAILABLE!!!
Posted on March 8, 2014 by Emperor Lu Bu
This is it, my faithful readers and fans… the very beginning of the beautiful, awesome, peerless journey into the world of Xeresgate! It’s been seemingly countless hours of getting the formats just rightly and getting the cover just how I … Continue reading →
Posted in Published Works, Update | Tagged 50s virtues, 69 chapters, 747, 80008 words, absolute Truth, acting, actors, Adam, advisors, All Your Base Are Belong To Us, allegories, America, apple, Archer, Armani, assholes, Assum Mirza, ATMs, award ceremonies, Baltimore, bar tabs, Barney Stinson, bars, bartenders, bathroom poetry, bathroom stalls, bedtime stories, being a good wingman, being remembered, billionaires, Billy Watson, bimbos, bitches, Blackhawk, bodyguards, Bon Jovi, Bon Jovi 2010 Circle Tour, bosses, brawlers, Brooklyn, bummers, busty redhead, cabs, camera phones, castle amenities, castle building, castles, Catholics, celebrities, Cessna, cheap cell phones, Christmas, Christmas mornings, cities, city, Claude, clubs, cocaine, cock-blocking, Coke vs Pepsi, collections tricks, college, college loans, community college, computers, country bars, cowboy hats, cowboys, crab pizzas, crotchety grandpas, cursing, cynicism, Dad, Dads, Dagorhir, daughters, demi-gods, Deputy Meyer, Destiny, diabetes, diamond cuff links, douchebags, dreams, drinking, drunk chicks, DVDs, Earth, Earths, email, England, English, English teacher Ms. Lewis, Eve, expensive, FAA, faith, fake breasts, fallacy, fame, family, Fate, father, fathers, female abusiveness, fighting, figuratively, financial independence, first-class flying, Ford trucks, fortune, France, Franklin Avenue, Fred Dibnah, galaxies, Game, Genghis Khan, gentlemen, geriatrics, get-rich-quick schemes, getting drunk, goals, God, God of the Universe, gods, gold coins, gold-digging whores, Google, Google Maps, gorgeous women, great crystal, Greece, grenades, hangovers, harpies, HDTVs, Helen, Hilton, holy book, honesty, hope, hosts, humans, humor, Hurricanes, ideals, inhibitions, isolationism, Jack Dalton, James, Jamesian Text, Jersey, Jim-Bob Abernathy, Jimmy Olsen, jobs, journey, July heat waves, Katie, Kevin Hart, kingdoms, Krod Mandoon, lack of social courtesy, Ladies' Night, language, laptops, legacies, legacy, Legend of the Seeker, lemon waters, lifestyles, Lilith, limousines, literally, long walks, lottery, lottery tickets, Lu Bu, luck, lucky, lunch dates, MacGyver, magic, magical, Malachi Hunter, Mama Fratelli, Manhattan, Mayberry, MD, medieval community, medieval times, Mega-Millions Jackpot, mentors, Merlin, metaphors, MGHOW, MGTOW, Michael, Michael Clarke Duncan, Michael R. Holt, mighty warriors, millionaires, Minecraft, misanthropes, Mom, Moms, money, monument, monuments, Nathan Fillion, New York City, nine cents, novel, NY, NYC, objects of anger, organic foods, passion, paychecks, penury, people, people too stupid to KNOW they're stupid, Pepe Le Pew, pick-up jargon, pilots, pirates, pizza, Playstation, polished dress shoes, porn, poverty, powers, prescription drugs, progeny, property taxes, PS2, PS4, PUA, PUAs, PvP, racism, racists, rappers, reading, realtors, recliners, refurbs, rich people, Rich Texan, road trips, Rome, Royalty, safety deposit boxes, Salt Lake City, Sam Elliott, sarcasm, scam artists, Scarlett O' Hara, Scotland, Sean Rouse, security jobs, selective hearing, Shakespeare, Shannon, shenanigans, similes, sincerity, Sir Kenneth Branagh, sketching, sleeping on benches, small mountain towns, smarminess, sons, South America, spaceship captains, spite, spoiled kids, sports metaphors, State Fair apples, stewardesses, straws in drinks, strip clubs, strippers, subconscious, superheroes, supernatural powers, superstition, surgery, talking smack behind people's backs, taxes, techniques, texting, the 80s, the Art, The Art of Castle Building, The Bible, the cave incident, the East, the Fates, The Game, the Garden, the Great Wall of China, the identity of the one woman I ever loved, the IRS, The Pen Is Mightier Productions, the Pyramids, The Simpsons, the West, the widow Athelas, theatre, tips, Tisha, truth, TV, twat-blockers, ugly, Universe, universes, Vanessa, Vera, Viktor Bender, VIP, VIPs, vocabulary, vodka, vodka shots, waitresses, Weight Watchers, white picket fences, Wilford Brimley, William Shakespeare, wingman, wings, wisdom, working men, world, writing, Xeresgate, Xeresgate - The Castle Within, Yahweh, yoga, yokels | 18 Comments
The Final Countdown
Posted on February 3, 2014 by Emperor Lu Bu
I don’t want to put too much emphasis on it (in case I [or circumstances] end up disappointing me again), but my novel… my magnum opus, if you will… is on a do-or-die schedule to be completed and available for … Continue reading →
Posted in Comedic, Update, YouTube | Tagged $30 donation gets you a free book, aesthetics, America, author, autobiographies are often hyperbolic, bitches, blog, book, castles, cattle ranching, character, China, city bars, comedy, depression in America, dilettante, disappointment, discourse, do or die, Egypt, email, Emperor Lu Bu, EmperorLuBu.com, English grammar, Europe, excelling, fans, focus, God of the Universe, God Wants You to Wear a Hat, gods, Harry Potter, honorable, independence, IRS, J. R. R. Tolkien, languages, listening, lottery, magic, magnum opus, medieval times, MGTOWs, Minecraft, misandry, Monday, mountains, Mr. Fillion, Nathan Fillion, Nathan fucking Fillion, novel, online printers, PayPal, Pearl Harbor Sucked, pleasure, polyglot, polymath, poverty, prostitution, PUAs, racism, readers, reincarnation, self-publishing, Shakespeare, songs, spirit keeping, stimulation, strip clubs, super powers, Team America - World Police, The Final Countdown, Twitter, update, videos, viewing, wealth, website name, WKUK, work, writer, writing, Wu Xing, Xeresgate - The Castle Within, You're welcome, YouTube, Zhuge Liang | 4 Comments
Does the Morning work for you?
Posted on February 21, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu
Apparently, the main time my creative brain works is in the wee hours of the morning. This is something I’ve been slowly coming to understand. The previous post was written around 0330 this morning (which I only mention because, as … Continue reading →
Posted in Update | Tagged Asa Butterfield, brain, creative, date, fiction, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, morning, movies, narrative, novel, official, screenplay, time, Universe, writer | Leave a comment