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Tag Archives: God of the Universe
I finally got China!! ^_^
Just a quick update because I’ve been asking the Universe for this for quite some time… I’ve finally been viewed in China! Now all that’s left for me to collect on my “Get Viewed by the Largest Land Mass Countries … Continue reading
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Tagged China, Earth, finally, get with the program, God of the Universe, Greenland, happy tear, ironic, irony, land masses, largest land mass countries, stat map, stats, Universe, views, Vikings
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How the Universe Works… 95% of the Time.
Well, I promised you all an update on the Swamp-Ass/birthday/R.B.B.C. issue, and here it is – My legs no longer stick together. Yes; you heard that correctly. I now have my very own personal A/C unit in my room here … Continue reading
The Swamp-Ass Level Humidity Continues…
I would have likely blown off this heat (currently mid-90s) back when I lived in San Diego in my 20s. Granted, I was a lot thinner (and younger), so that may have had a little to do with it, but … Continue reading
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Tagged awesome, driving, element, gentlemen, God of the Universe, harbor, hate, haven, heat, home, humidity, jogging, jungle, ladies, Navy, NYC, progress, R.B.B.C., readers, relax, riverbed butt crack, San Diego, sedentary, spiritual telethon, swamp-ass, thinner, Universe, walking, weather, work, work out, younger
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I <3 Painkillers
Now, as “addictive-personality” as that title sounds, allow me to expound upon that simple statement. Everyone that reads this blog regularly knows that I love medieval times… not necessarily the (very entertaining) restaurant, but the time period. That said, there … Continue reading
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Tagged addictive personality, admire, advancements, blog, DVDs, Futurama, German, God of the Universe, head, hyperbole, kidney stones, lazy, love, medieval times, migraines, modern science, musculature, pain, painkillers, poop, readers, security, sleep, synthetic painkillers, time period, time travelling, Tramadol, Ultram
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Still Alive
I woke up this morning, oddly enough, with this Portal song stuck in my head. It was odd because I honestly was not dreaming about GLaDOS. As I was groggily finishing my morning pee, it segued abruptly in my head … Continue reading
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Tagged Baptist, evolution, fire and brimstone, gay, GLaDOS, God, God of the Universe, hell, judgment, KJV Bible, morning pee, OT, Portal, procrastination, rude, Santa Claus, segue, sloth, still alive, suicide, support, Teddy bear, WBC, Yahweh
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10 Questions you WISH someone would ask you…
In my short lifetime (relative to the sun, civilization, and dirt), I’ve filled out a survey or two – mostly on friends’ Facebook accounts (back in the day – I don’t really “do” FB anymore). The most annoying thing is … Continue reading →