Tag Archives: The Daily Show

Fuck Natalie Morales!

Posted on February 5, 2014 by Emperor Lu Bu

You all know that I don’t normally do current events specifically, but rather point to the generally terrible societal zeitgeist instead. Also, I don’t generally watch the news (unless I’m in a weird mood and The Daily Show or The … Continue reading →

Posted in Agnostically Biblical, Celebrity, Rant | Tagged Al Roker, all bad news, Batman, Batman protects a WHOLE CITY, cable, Caped Crusader, cartoon community, Comcast, comic book community, condescending bitches, current events, deluded bitches, Elizabeth Banks, emo bitch, feminist bitches, feminist bullshit, feminist fuck-face, feminist morons, feminist propaganda, free Hulu is the only type I'll EVER watch, Fuck Natalie Morales, gender equality flies in the face of biology, gender equality is a myth, gender quota, heroes, jackass, Lego, LEGO movie trailer, LEGOs, LEGOs movie, mainstream media, men are better engineers - architects - construction foremen - playwrights - poets - writers - musicians - comedians - inventors - pioneers, millionaire playboy philanthropist, Narcissism, Narcissistic, Natalie Morales, neutered Beta, news, nostalgia, Papa State, people with money buy sound systems for their TVs, Princess Complex, real men, social zeitgeist, standing on the shoulders of giants, superheros, sycophants, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, The Piece of Resistance, the straw that broke the camel's back, the Today show is shitty, Today show, TV, Where are all the Ladies??, Who the fuck is Lucy?, worthless feminist opinions | 19 Comments

You know what? FUCK Family Guy!

Posted on December 17, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

I’ve been there while Seth MacFarlane just outright shit all over men’s rights and the perception of strong, decent men (American Dad), and then shit all over our common sense and apparent tolerance for outright crap (The Cleveland Show), but … Continue reading →

Posted in Pensive, Rant | Tagged ad revenue, America, American Dad!, Amurricah, asshole, avaricious opportunist, Beta, Bill Burr, Bill Maher, Bob's Burgers, book writing, Brian, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Christmas message, clods, Comcast On-Demand, comedy, commercials SUCK - WHY are there still commercials?!?, common sense, creativity, dancing shows, Dane Cook, decent men, directionless, disingenuous, drivel, empty joke storehouse, Family Guy, flawed, FOX, free publicity, FUCK Family Guy, FUCK YOU Seth MacFarlane, Fuck you!, gimmicky, grounded, Hulu, in-duh-viduals, inanity, instruction, intellect, intellectual, Jeff Dunham, Jon Stewart, junk food, knowledge, Korea, Korean animators, liar, lonely graves, machinating, manipulative, men's rights, Merry Christmas, MGTOW, nerds, Netflix, Nickelodeon, Old Guard of Comedy, once-great nation, only options, pablum, pandering, pandering to bitches, pandering to the lowest common denominator, PUA, public accounts, publicity, readers, Real Time, reason, Red Pill Ladies, Ritalin, rotten leadership, self-aware, sell-out, Seth MacFarlane, Sinatra wannabe, singing shows, smug bullshit, soccer moms, Stewie never killed Lois, stop watching Family Guy, straw that broke the camel's back, strong men, talent shows, The Cleveland Show, The Daily Show, the death of Brian, the vault episode was utter shit, tolerance, TV, white noise, writer, YouTube | Leave a comment

A Taste of what’s Wrong with American Bitches

Posted on April 4, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

(This should be a series. I’m thinking: “Fucked-up Examples of What We’re Doing Wrongly”. We’ll see.) Today, I’m critiquing this fucked-up dating site commercial that I seem to get inundated with whenever I try to catch up on The Daily … Continue reading →

Posted in Rant | Tagged American, American bitches, American TV, Angel Lola Luv, average, bitches, chubby, chumps, commercial, courting, dating site, douchenozzles, examples, female chauvinists, flat-chested, gentlemen, heart, Hulu, hyperbole, idea, ladies, lesbian, men, misandrists, misandry, Mo'Nique, nonchalant, pandering, passive-aggressive, power move, Princess Complex, pussified, pussy-whipped, real men, relaxing, shit sandwich, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, ugly, working, wrong, Zoosk | 6 Comments

Gender Traitors

Posted on March 19, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

For those of you that don’t know me well enough, I’ve long been a subscriber to the school of thought that men are a superior gender. That doesn’t mean that women aren’t better in some things (nurturing, childbirth, mental terrorism, … Continue reading →

Posted in Pensive | Tagged actors, Anthony Jeselnik, badass, badassery, balls, beauty, Bill Burr, builders, childbirth, comedy, comic genius, creation, Daniel Tosh, drugs, dumb husband trope, emotional, evolution, female, gay, gender, gender traitors, Greg Giraldo, harridans, hilarious, incendiary, inventors, IQ, jackassery, Jim Gaffigan, Jim Jefferies, Katt Williams, leaders, Louis C.K., male, men, mental, mental terrorism, misandry, misogyny, nature, novelists, offensive, opiates, penis, philosophers, physical, playwrights, poets, real man, real men, scientific observation, socially inept, statesmen, superior gender, The Daily Show, Universe, vagina, virgin Mary, warriors, weaker than men, women, writers, yang, yin | 8 Comments

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