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Monthly Archives: March 2013
Oh, dear gawd… I can’t believe I’m doing this. >_<
Okay, so… apparently, I’m just bored enough to try this. (Don’t judge me; I’m waiting on a pizza. Hunger does weird things to the Emperor… like making him speak in the third person.) A very nice lady who has recently … Continue reading
Posted in Comedic
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Stuck in the Middle of Eww
Those of you that know me personally know that I am typically only prejudiced against rich people and bitches (not ladies, for those of you just getting here). Of the rich people, typically the white people are the worst – … Continue reading
Posted in Pensive
Tagged awful folk music, Baltimore, bitches, black, black people, Bob Vila, brats, Brooklyn, brownstone, familiarity breeds contempt, HGTV, hippies, Home Depot, jackasses, ladies, prejudice, renters, renting, rich people, room, subway, white, white people, young married couples
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Trapped in a Poor Man’s Life
This will just be a quickie about my general position in the universe, as opposed to the grandiose things that run through my head… I feel like I was born out of time – or at least out of station. … Continue reading
Posted in Pensive
Tagged armor, awesome, book, bread, castle, clothing, cotton, dilettante, dreams, dyes, expensive, fabrics, Fencing, fortune, Globe theater, grandiose, granite, hobby, horseback archery, Iaido, Japanese, Kendo, languages, marble, medieval, poor, post, quickie, Shakespeare, statues, swordfighting, The Last Samurai, travel, weapons, World Wonders, writing
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Art, schmart!
I was just watching an episode of Creature Comforts America on Netflix that reminded me of something I feel needs to be addressed: Art – what is art, and what isn’t. (By the way, if you’re not familiar with the … Continue reading
Posted in Comedic
Tagged abstract, Americans, animated short, art, Austria, Austrian parliament, bad art, Brian Regan, British, claymation, Creature Comforts, Creature Comforts America, dance, Edvard Munch, fantasy creatures, fiction, film, Franz West, good art, Gustav Klimt, hipster art critics, jackasses, Jackson Pollock, Jacques-Louis David, Napoleon Crossing the Alps, Netflix, nutsacks, painting, Pallas-Athene-Brunnen, poetry, recognizable, scribbles, sculpture, splotches, The Kiss, The Scream, theatre, YouTube
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A Quick Word about “Show Me”…
Ever since my fellow blogger, “A [sic] Opinionated Man”, first decided to re-blog my post from yesterday (in essence, sharing my words with an extended community), I have been deluged with hits, likes, comments, and new followers. The old adage … Continue reading
Posted in Update
Tagged adage, amusing, attention whore, bad press, bitches, blogger, civility, comments, community, cowardice, eviscerate, gentlemanly, haters, hits, likes, moderation, Mom, Narcissism, new followers, Opinionated Man, post, public forum, re-blog, sharing, soapbox, supporters, website, work, writing
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Finding the Strength in Femininity
Before I begin, let me just say that I realize that writing an article about the feminine ideal (whilst being a man) is about as silly as a woman writing an article about how to please a man. But that … Continue reading
Posted in Pensive
Tagged American, Asian, avarice, bitches, book, charitable, chaste, child-rearing, children, dating, delicate, divorce, Eastern, equality, escort, feminine, flower, fraudulent, frills, gentlemen, greed, harpies, help, honesty, housekeeping, ideal, jobs, kiss, ladies, loyal, modern inequity of divorce, offensive, PC, princess, Princess Complex, professional, quiet, rape, readers, South American, supportive, teaching, truth, unfair, weaker than men, weakness, writing
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A Quick Thought from your Head Hedonist…
To a person who lives every day like it could be his last (like I do), the phrase “But you never know – you could step out in front of a bus and be dead tomorrow!” isn’t one of dread, … Continue reading
Posted in Comedic
Tagged debt, deliverance, dread, Hedonism, jobs, procrastination, the bus of the afterlife
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“But that’s just my opinion!”
Yesterday, during the mass influx of site attention, there were a great deal of comments that ended with something similar to “But that’s just my opinion!” Congratulations if your comment got posted anyway, because every time I see that phrase … Continue reading →