Monthly Archives: March 2013

Oh, dear gawd… I can’t believe I’m doing this. >_<

Okay, so… apparently, I’m just bored enough to try this.  (Don’t judge me; I’m waiting on a pizza.  Hunger does weird things to the Emperor… like making him speak in the third person.) A very nice lady who has recently … Continue reading

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Stuck in the Middle of Eww

Those of you that know me personally know that I am typically only prejudiced against rich people and bitches (not ladies, for those of you just getting here).  Of the rich people, typically the white people are the worst – … Continue reading

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Trapped in a Poor Man’s Life

This will just be a quickie about my general position in the universe, as opposed to the grandiose things that run through my head… I feel like I was born out of time – or at least out of station. … Continue reading

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Art, schmart!

I was just watching an episode of Creature Comforts America on Netflix that reminded me of something I feel needs to be addressed: Art – what is art, and what isn’t.  (By the way, if you’re not familiar with the … Continue reading

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“But that’s just my opinion!”

Yesterday, during the mass influx of site attention, there were a great deal of comments that ended with something similar to “But that’s just my opinion!”  Congratulations if your comment got posted anyway, because every time I see that phrase … Continue reading

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A Quick Word about “Show Me”…

Ever since my fellow blogger, “A [sic] Opinionated Man”, first decided to re-blog my post from yesterday (in essence, sharing my words with an extended community), I have been deluged with hits, likes, comments, and new followers.  The old adage … Continue reading

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Finding the Strength in Femininity

Before I begin, let me just say that I realize that writing an article about the feminine ideal (whilst being a man) is about as silly as a woman writing an article about how to please a man.  But that … Continue reading

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