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New Children’s Book Idea

Posted on April 1, 2014 by Emperor Lu Bu

Yes, I realize I’m posting this on April 1st… it’s not what you think. Most holidays are just like every other day to me. In that regard, I’m kind of like some early New Testament Christians (Romans 14:5) or a Jehovah’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Published Works, Update | Tagged April 1st, April Fool's Day, children's book, children's books, Christian bookstores, clean, faithful, family values, haters, holidays, ideas, illustrating, Jehovah's Witnesses, MGTOW, New Testament Christians, not a prank, pablum, pseudonyms, readers, readership, religious bookstores, Romans, traditional values, trolls, truth, void, writing, Xeresgate | Leave a comment

A few teaser chapters of Xeresgate that you WON’T see on Amazon… ;)

Posted on March 18, 2014 by Emperor Lu Bu

Because my actual fans show up to my blog first (and not the troll flytrap that Amazon is), I will be rewarding the faithful with a look at some of the better chapters that lie beyond the initial eight or … Continue reading →

Posted in Pensive, Published Works, Update | Tagged 93 countries, Amazon sucks for writers, appreciative, awesome chapters, best chapters, blog, dectilogy, don't let the haters bring you down, emails, extra free chapters, faithful readers, for the fans, fuck the haters, fun book series, grateful, haters gonna hate, haters hate because they can't do SHIT ELSE, keep the faith, personal blogs, portmanteau, series of ten books, Show Me, slow chapters, support, supportive comments, teaser chapters, thanks to awesome readers, troll flytrap, Xeresgate, Xeresgate - The Castle Within | 4 Comments

WRITERS BEWARE: Amazon is a Corporate Whore and a Godmother to Trolls!

Posted on March 17, 2014 by Emperor Lu Bu

…great article of why Amazon merging with Goodreads was a shitty idea. ——— It took me less than a month dealing with Amazon to discover what other people have apparently known for quite some time now. I realize that some … Continue reading →

Posted in Instructional, Published Works, Rant, Update | 8 Comments

“Xeresgate: The Castle Within” IS FINALLY AVAILABLE!!!

Posted on March 8, 2014 by Emperor Lu Bu

This is it, my faithful readers and fans… the very beginning of the beautiful, awesome, peerless journey into the world of Xeresgate! It’s been seemingly countless hours of getting the formats just rightly and getting the cover just how I … Continue reading →

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The Final Countdown

Posted on February 3, 2014 by Emperor Lu Bu

I don’t want to put too much emphasis on it (in case I [or circumstances] end up disappointing me again), but my novel… my magnum opus, if you will… is on a do-or-die schedule to be completed and available for … Continue reading →

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I’m DONE with secondary education.

Posted on December 18, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

This will be short, but this needed to be said… I’m DONE with secondary education. DONE. And I don’t mean in the sense where people say, “I’ve finally graduated college/university and have gotten that shitty, useless piece of paper that … Continue reading →

Posted in Rant, Update | Tagged Associate Degree, bored, classroom led by morons with fake-ass doctorates, college, college degrees are WORTHLESS, common fucking sense, debts, done pretending, done with college, done with secondary education, done with student loans, Fine Arts, fortune, GCU sucks, genius intellect, God of the Universe, idiots are NOT my superiors, make it or die trying, massive, news, not bothering to graduate, obituaries, real successes aren't made by college degrees, sinking economy, stalled job market, student loans, the Universe is with me, university, wish me luck, writing | 6 Comments

YOUR CHANCE to be in one of the Emperor’s stories!

Posted on November 21, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

The post following this one will be a “new world”/Minecraft-type game I used to play on forums back in the day. It’s an add-on story, that can be updated by me OR YOU (and as such, taken in any direction … Continue reading →

Posted in Fictional, Update | Tagged absolute Truth, alias, beginning, caravan, chance, comeuppance, construct, contributors, countryside, CYOA, direction, Emperor, entry, evil, forums, Garden of Eden, good luck, grammar, gypsies, hero, ideas, journey, Karma, magic, medieval, Minecraft, mountains, must make sense, name, narrative, new world, post, pre-gunpowder, public, punishment, readers, reading, Rules of the World, share, spelling, stories, story, tone, villains, violate, voice, West, writer, writers, writing | Leave a comment

It’s Time (Again) to Address the Peanut Gallery

Posted on October 24, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

As readers of mine who have read me for long enough can tell you, I have addressed the reason my comments are moderated before. But considering this new jackass obviously hasn’t read me for that long, allow me to say … Continue reading →

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Ever wanted to hear the Voice of the Emperor?

Posted on September 14, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

Well, it just so happens that I’ve started a new YouTube channel in which I will be assuming an upper British affectation (the accent that I’ve always thought was the classiest) to read “classics” that are free from copyright. I’ve … Continue reading →

Posted in Update, YouTube | Tagged Agnostic, British, Charles Dickens, classical, entertainment, hedonistic, King James Bible, KJB, KJV, literary works, Mark Twain, Mom, NYC, Oscar Wilde, readers, Samuel Clemens, Shakespeare, The British Reader, voice acting, Voice of the Emperor, voiceover work, YouTube | 2 Comments

Nathan Fillion, The Super-Villain

Posted on August 22, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

***This post is specifically for NATHAN FILLION, so everyone else, turn your heads for a second and let the man read.*** I’ll make this quick, Nathan, as I know Castle and other things demand your time. I know the following … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrity, Update | Tagged BriTANicK, celebrity cameo, my book, Nathan Fillion, reading, super-villains, The Daly Show, villains, writing, Xeresgate - The Castle Within | Leave a comment

Category Archives: Update

New Children’s Book Idea

A few teaser chapters of Xeresgate that you WON’T see on Amazon… ;)

WRITERS BEWARE: Amazon is a Corporate Whore and a Godmother to Trolls!

The Final Countdown

I’m DONE with secondary education.

It’s Time (Again) to Address the Peanut Gallery

Ever wanted to hear the Voice of the Emperor?

Nathan Fillion, The Super-Villain

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