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Monthly Archives: May 2013
The Swamp-Ass Level Humidity Continues…
I would have likely blown off this heat (currently mid-90s) back when I lived in San Diego in my 20s. Granted, I was a lot thinner (and younger), so that may have had a little to do with it, but … Continue reading
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Tagged awesome, driving, element, gentlemen, God of the Universe, harbor, hate, haven, heat, home, humidity, jogging, jungle, ladies, Navy, NYC, progress, R.B.B.C., readers, relax, riverbed butt crack, San Diego, sedentary, spiritual telethon, swamp-ass, thinner, Universe, walking, weather, work, work out, younger
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Jerry Lewis was right; Tina Fey… was right, too.
This article is going to sting a little to write, as I’ve never particularly cared for Jerry Lewis (or The Three Stooges for that matter, a fact which would instantly bar me from membership in most men’s clubs), and I’ve … Continue reading
Posted in Rant
Tagged 30 Rock, Alphas, bad press, base, Betas, bitch, bitches, Bossypants, caustic, chuckle, comedian, comedians, comedienne, comediennes, comedy, Dane Cook, debasing, degrading, detriment, diminish, disgust, female, feminists, fortitude, frustrated, good humor, Google, guffaw, high road, honorific, Huffington Post, humiliation, humor, Jerry Lewis, joke, Kathy Griffin, ladies, lady, Lisa Lampanelli, lowest common denominator, male, Maria Bamford, Marxist, men better than women, mike, militant lesbians, modern women, narrative, perform, preposterous, principle, qualities, rebellious, self-demoting, Shakespeare, talent, the exception proves the rule, The Three Stooges, Tina Fey, umbrage, unendurable, vulnerable, Washington Post, weaker vessels, Wendy Liebman
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I hate Heat, Humidity, and feeling Old
And these last couple of days have been nothing but. XP Although the pain is 60% gone in my back (from the previous post), there’s now a stiffness and limited mobility there that I fear I may have to “over-medicate” … Continue reading
Posted in Rant
Tagged awfulness, back pain, done, feeling old, hate, heat, humidity, jungle weather, laundry, laziness, limited mobility, lower back pain, manuscript, muscle spasm, over-medicate, pain, prevent, procrastination, published, publishers, sedentary, sedentary lifestyle, stiffness, work, writer, writing
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I <3 Painkillers
Now, as “addictive-personality” as that title sounds, allow me to expound upon that simple statement. Everyone that reads this blog regularly knows that I love medieval times… not necessarily the (very entertaining) restaurant, but the time period. That said, there … Continue reading
Posted in Pensive
Tagged addictive personality, admire, advancements, blog, DVDs, Futurama, German, God of the Universe, head, hyperbole, kidney stones, lazy, love, medieval times, migraines, modern science, musculature, pain, painkillers, poop, readers, security, sleep, synthetic painkillers, time period, time travelling, Tramadol, Ultram
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Something Wicked(-Awesome) This Way Comes
Just a quick update for my faithful readers to let you know two things: A) the Father of all Posts is getting ready to appear (I have thus far been working on it for a week, and it is only … Continue reading
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Tagged blurbs, book, chapters, Easter eggs, exciting, faithful, fiction, fictional, hunt, interesting, magical, personal, posts, present times, readers, spiritual, whopper, wicked-awesome, writing, Xeresgate
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To all the Mothers…
To all the Mothers out there who tend to their husbands, homes, and children in their every waking hour, I wish you a sincere Happy Mother’s Day. Every time you please your husband, it’s your honor. Every time you clean … Continue reading
Posted in Pensive
Tagged aptitude, blessed, children, clean, comfort, compassion, deference, delicious, diligence, dress, duties, feminine, femininity, fortitude, glory, grace, greet, hardship, home, homes, honor, hospitality, husband, husbands, industriousness, kids, kiss, marriage, married, meals, Mother, Mother's Day, motherhood, Mothers, pretty, sacred, sincerity, submission, sundries, talent, utmost, warm smile, wife, wives, women, wonder, working woman
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Snippets of Comedy
*If I have superpowers (and I’m not fully convinced that I don’t), then rain is my kryptonite. That, and procrastination. …and porn. …and malaise. …and strategy games. …and doing something educational for only a day, and then leaving off doing … Continue reading
Posted in Comedic
Tagged antihero, before, educational, Firefly, hyper-narcissistic, intellectual, internet buzz, kryptonite, malaise, Narcissism, OP, photos, porn, procrastination, strategy games, superpowers, weaknesses, write, writers, writing
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Whoa – awesome.
Okay, I don’t normally do posts just to share things other people have done (Really. Go check if you doubt me.), but I’ve always been a fan of BriTANicK on YouTube, and this latest offering from them has none other … Continue reading
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10 Questions you WISH someone would ask you…
In my short lifetime (relative to the sun, civilization, and dirt), I’ve filled out a survey or two – mostly on friends’ Facebook accounts (back in the day – I don’t really “do” FB anymore). The most annoying thing is … Continue reading →