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What goes into being a Lady
I’ve railed against bitches numerous times on Show Me in the past, and can only recall going into what constitutes being a Lady briefly. That seems to me to be an oversight. It is perhaps our nature (as Men) to charge into … Continue reading
Posted in Agnostically Biblical, Instructional, Pensive
Tagged ants, being a Lady, Betty Crocker, bitch, bitches, bugs, caring listener, castles, charge into the fray, charity, cleaning, common enemies, common enemy, countries, crackers, dinner engagements, dinner parties, fortresses, gentlemen, gracious, gurus, homes, hostess, houses, inspiring, intimate encounters, inviting energy, Julia Child, kingdoms, ladies, Ladies are compassionate, Ladies are domestic, Ladies are respectful of Men, lady, love vs respect, lovely, men, mental assaults, mice, natural enemies, nature, noble, NYC, peers, politeness, real men, rich White guys, Show Me, societal fraud, soup kitchen, stains, subway beggars, taking offense, tax write-offs, tears, umbrage, US foreign policy, vagrants, vermin, warmth, Western ideas of love, what makes a Lady
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Fuck Natalie Morales!
You all know that I don’t normally do current events specifically, but rather point to the generally terrible societal zeitgeist instead. Also, I don’t generally watch the news (unless I’m in a weird mood and The Daily Show or The … Continue reading
Posted in Agnostically Biblical, Celebrity, Rant
Tagged Al Roker, all bad news, Batman, Batman protects a WHOLE CITY, cable, Caped Crusader, cartoon community, Comcast, comic book community, condescending bitches, current events, deluded bitches, Elizabeth Banks, emo bitch, feminist bitches, feminist bullshit, feminist fuck-face, feminist morons, feminist propaganda, free Hulu is the only type I'll EVER watch, Fuck Natalie Morales, gender equality flies in the face of biology, gender equality is a myth, gender quota, heroes, jackass, Lego, LEGO movie trailer, LEGOs, LEGOs movie, mainstream media, men are better engineers - architects - construction foremen - playwrights - poets - writers - musicians - comedians - inventors - pioneers, millionaire playboy philanthropist, Narcissism, Narcissistic, Natalie Morales, neutered Beta, news, nostalgia, Papa State, people with money buy sound systems for their TVs, Princess Complex, real men, social zeitgeist, standing on the shoulders of giants, superheros, sycophants, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, The Piece of Resistance, the straw that broke the camel's back, the Today show is shitty, Today show, TV, Where are all the Ladies??, Who the fuck is Lucy?, worthless feminist opinions
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A Taste of what’s Wrong with American Bitches
(This should be a series. I’m thinking: “Fucked-up Examples of What We’re Doing Wrongly”. We’ll see.) Today, I’m critiquing this fucked-up dating site commercial that I seem to get inundated with whenever I try to catch up on The Daily … Continue reading
Posted in Rant
Tagged American, American bitches, American TV, Angel Lola Luv, average, bitches, chubby, chumps, commercial, courting, dating site, douchenozzles, examples, female chauvinists, flat-chested, gentlemen, heart, Hulu, hyperbole, idea, ladies, lesbian, men, misandrists, misandry, Mo'Nique, nonchalant, pandering, passive-aggressive, power move, Princess Complex, pussified, pussy-whipped, real men, relaxing, shit sandwich, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, ugly, working, wrong, Zoosk
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Happy Dragons Day! (II)
Yes, it is the fourth annual Dragons Day (and the second time it’s been mentioned in Show Me, thus the above title), folks! (If you missed the first one, you may read it here.) This is the day that every red-blooded … Continue reading →