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“Xeresgate: The Castle Within” IS FINALLY AVAILABLE!!!

Posted on March 8, 2014 by Emperor Lu Bu

This is it, my faithful readers and fans… the very beginning of the beautiful, awesome, peerless journey into the world of Xeresgate! It’s been seemingly countless hours of getting the formats just rightly and getting the cover just how I … Continue reading →

Posted in Published Works, Update | Tagged 50s virtues, 69 chapters, 747, 80008 words, absolute Truth, acting, actors, Adam, advisors, All Your Base Are Belong To Us, allegories, America, apple, Archer, Armani, assholes, Assum Mirza, ATMs, award ceremonies, Baltimore, bar tabs, Barney Stinson, bars, bartenders, bathroom poetry, bathroom stalls, bedtime stories, being a good wingman, being remembered, billionaires, Billy Watson, bimbos, bitches, Blackhawk, bodyguards, Bon Jovi, Bon Jovi 2010 Circle Tour, bosses, brawlers, Brooklyn, bummers, busty redhead, cabs, camera phones, castle amenities, castle building, castles, Catholics, celebrities, Cessna, cheap cell phones, Christmas, Christmas mornings, cities, city, Claude, clubs, cocaine, cock-blocking, Coke vs Pepsi, collections tricks, college, college loans, community college, computers, country bars, cowboy hats, cowboys, crab pizzas, crotchety grandpas, cursing, cynicism, Dad, Dads, Dagorhir, daughters, demi-gods, Deputy Meyer, Destiny, diabetes, diamond cuff links, douchebags, dreams, drinking, drunk chicks, DVDs, Earth, Earths, email, England, English, English teacher Ms. Lewis, Eve, expensive, FAA, faith, fake breasts, fallacy, fame, family, Fate, father, fathers, female abusiveness, fighting, figuratively, financial independence, first-class flying, Ford trucks, fortune, France, Franklin Avenue, Fred Dibnah, galaxies, Game, Genghis Khan, gentlemen, geriatrics, get-rich-quick schemes, getting drunk, goals, God, God of the Universe, gods, gold coins, gold-digging whores, Google, Google Maps, gorgeous women, great crystal, Greece, grenades, hangovers, harpies, HDTVs, Helen, Hilton, holy book, honesty, hope, hosts, humans, humor, Hurricanes, ideals, inhibitions, isolationism, Jack Dalton, James, Jamesian Text, Jersey, Jim-Bob Abernathy, Jimmy Olsen, jobs, journey, July heat waves, Katie, Kevin Hart, kingdoms, Krod Mandoon, lack of social courtesy, Ladies' Night, language, laptops, legacies, legacy, Legend of the Seeker, lemon waters, lifestyles, Lilith, limousines, literally, long walks, lottery, lottery tickets, Lu Bu, luck, lucky, lunch dates, MacGyver, magic, magical, Malachi Hunter, Mama Fratelli, Manhattan, Mayberry, MD, medieval community, medieval times, Mega-Millions Jackpot, mentors, Merlin, metaphors, MGHOW, MGTOW, Michael, Michael Clarke Duncan, Michael R. Holt, mighty warriors, millionaires, Minecraft, misanthropes, Mom, Moms, money, monument, monuments, Nathan Fillion, New York City, nine cents, novel, NY, NYC, objects of anger, organic foods, passion, paychecks, penury, people, people too stupid to KNOW they're stupid, Pepe Le Pew, pick-up jargon, pilots, pirates, pizza, Playstation, polished dress shoes, porn, poverty, powers, prescription drugs, progeny, property taxes, PS2, PS4, PUA, PUAs, PvP, racism, racists, rappers, reading, realtors, recliners, refurbs, rich people, Rich Texan, road trips, Rome, Royalty, safety deposit boxes, Salt Lake City, Sam Elliott, sarcasm, scam artists, Scarlett O' Hara, Scotland, Sean Rouse, security jobs, selective hearing, Shakespeare, Shannon, shenanigans, similes, sincerity, Sir Kenneth Branagh, sketching, sleeping on benches, small mountain towns, smarminess, sons, South America, spaceship captains, spite, spoiled kids, sports metaphors, State Fair apples, stewardesses, straws in drinks, strip clubs, strippers, subconscious, superheroes, supernatural powers, superstition, surgery, talking smack behind people's backs, taxes, techniques, texting, the 80s, the Art, The Art of Castle Building, The Bible, the cave incident, the East, the Fates, The Game, the Garden, the Great Wall of China, the identity of the one woman I ever loved, the IRS, The Pen Is Mightier Productions, the Pyramids, The Simpsons, the West, the widow Athelas, theatre, tips, Tisha, truth, TV, twat-blockers, ugly, Universe, universes, Vanessa, Vera, Viktor Bender, VIP, VIPs, vocabulary, vodka, vodka shots, waitresses, Weight Watchers, white picket fences, Wilford Brimley, William Shakespeare, wingman, wings, wisdom, working men, world, writing, Xeresgate, Xeresgate - The Castle Within, Yahweh, yoga, yokels | 18 Comments

YOUR CHANCE to be in one of the Emperor’s stories!

Posted on November 21, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

The post following this one will be a “new world”/Minecraft-type game I used to play on forums back in the day. It’s an add-on story, that can be updated by me OR YOU (and as such, taken in any direction … Continue reading →

Posted in Fictional, Update | Tagged absolute Truth, alias, beginning, caravan, chance, comeuppance, construct, contributors, countryside, CYOA, direction, Emperor, entry, evil, forums, Garden of Eden, good luck, grammar, gypsies, hero, ideas, journey, Karma, magic, medieval, Minecraft, mountains, must make sense, name, narrative, new world, post, pre-gunpowder, public, punishment, readers, reading, Rules of the World, share, spelling, stories, story, tone, villains, violate, voice, West, writer, writers, writing | Leave a comment

It’s Time (Again) to Address the Peanut Gallery

Posted on October 24, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

As readers of mine who have read me for long enough can tell you, I have addressed the reason my comments are moderated before. But considering this new jackass obviously hasn’t read me for that long, allow me to say … Continue reading →

Posted in Rant, Update | Tagged addressing the peanut gallery, anonymous, asshole, awesome readers, barking at the moon, blog, calumniation, commenter, comments, conversation, coward, cowardly, Facebook, forums, fucker, fuckstick, I pay for this, insults, jackass, letter, lies, mindless drivel, moderated, moderation, motherfucker, peanut gallery, people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, personal attacks, published for free, pussy, putting the peanut gallery in its place, readers, reading, scared little bitch, stupid-ass, trash, trashed, unread, WordPress, writers, you can't comment if I don't want you to, YouTube | 3 Comments

Disingenuous people make me SICK!

Posted on August 23, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

I’ve mentioned before how I feel about “Likes” on my blog, but I think I should reiterate for those of you who don’t Follow me… They’re FUCKING WORTHLESS! >:P If you don’t Follow my blog, I couldn’t give a shit … Continue reading →

Posted in Pensive, Rant | Tagged assholes, bitch, blogs, bullshit, charity, cheap, Christian, Christian Children's Fund, Christians, Christmas, clicks, D-Lickers, disingenuous, disingenuous Christians, disingenuous people, disingenuousness, dumbass, every $1 only helps if EVERYONE does it, followers, Follows, genuine appreciation, groceries, hits, Hulu Plus, Karma, likes, miserly, misers, money, motherfuckers, Netflix, NYC, old widow lady with a heart of gold, out on the streets, posts, readers, reading, rent, sanctimonious, selfish, sick, titles, venting, views, warning, WordPress, worthless, worthless charities, worthless entertainment, worthless tithes and offerings, writer, writers write to be read, Xeresgate Funding Campaign | 7 Comments

Nathan Fillion, The Super-Villain

Posted on August 22, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

***This post is specifically for NATHAN FILLION, so everyone else, turn your heads for a second and let the man read.*** I’ll make this quick, Nathan, as I know Castle and other things demand your time. I know the following … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrity, Update | Tagged BriTANicK, celebrity cameo, my book, Nathan Fillion, reading, super-villains, The Daly Show, villains, writing, Xeresgate - The Castle Within | Leave a comment

Gosh, Bitches SURE LOVE Reading about Themselves! ^_^

Posted on August 15, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

I find that of the articles I write, the ones that receive the most attention (“Good or bad, press is press,” as they say.) are the ones written about Western women (AKA – bitches). Now whether you believe (as I … Continue reading →

Posted in Agnostically Biblical, Instructional, Pensive | Tagged Alpha, attention, Beta, bitch, bitches, dogma, earning power, education, empathy, equality, female, feminism, feminists, gentlemen, harpies, hypergamy, knowledge, ladies, male, manosphere, Marxism, Massive Link Storm, men, men are superior to women, Narcissism, Narcissist, Narcissists, press, reading, Red Pill, self-improvement, shameless, understanding, Western wives, Western women, wisdom | Leave a comment

The Pro-Western Marriage crowd aren’t Scholars; They’re a MOB.

Posted on August 14, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

Made up of “impassioned” in-duh-viduals from both sides of the Blue/Red Pill debate, most Western people these days (I find) are quick to charge into the fray for the defense of Western marriage. There’s not a true lady to be … Continue reading →

Posted in Agnostically Biblical, Instructional, Pensive, Rant | Tagged absolute Truth, absolutes, adult servers, agree to disagree, alimony, Alpha, Alphas, amusing, annoying, application, arguments, assholes, assumptions, authority, avarice, banal, bankers, battle, begrudging, benefits, Beta, Betas, bitches, Blue Pill, cavemen, child support, childishness, children, civility, civilizations, clue for the clueless, colloquial, comprehension, con, convictions, covetous, defense, deluded, devotion, discussion, disingenuous, dispute the facts, disregarding, divorce, divorced men, domestic talents, dominance, eBay, economic agreement, emotions, Emperor, empires, entertainment, equity, exclusion, facts, families, female, fools, fracas, fraudulent, freedom, genius, gentlemen, Google, greed, groupthink, head of the household, hell, hive mind, home prices, honest debate, household, husband, husbands, hypergamous women, hypocrisy, hypocritical, idiots, ignorant, illogical, imbecile, in-duh-viduals, incitement, indicative, insubordination, insufferable, issue, jerks, King, labor, ladies, lamentation, lawmakers, lazy, learning, live with less, local truth, logic, male, man's children, marriage funds, Minecraft, misquoting, mockery, model husband, money, mundane, NAWALT, night, not worth it, opinions, ostracize, partnership, power-hungry wives, pro, Pro-Western Marriage Mob, progeny, provider, pussy, PWMM, Queen, reading, Red Pill, relativism, respect, responsibility, role-reversal, Ron Paul, ruinous state of Western marriage, ruled by a man, scientific laws, selfish, servitude, sham, shams, silly, slavery, social services, statistics don't lie, stupid, submission, taking men to the cleaners, tantrum, threat, time with kids, tolerance, Traditional Marriage, trial, truth, umbrage, undermining, weak adult minds, weak logic, Western countries, Western culture, Western Marriage, Western people, Western society, Western women can't cook, White Knights, wicked and unruly wife, wife, wife wears the pants, wives, women in the workplace, work, work from home, work load, wresting, writers, writing | 17 Comments

Limbo

Posted on July 30, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

I don’t often do poetry here on Show Me, but today I find myself in the place I hate, yet seem to find inescapable… that limbo of the cloistered artist (or writer, in this case): free time. When I didn’t … Continue reading →

Posted in Pensive | Tagged artist, cloistered, community, full-time job, limbo, odious, poem, poetry, prison, purgatory, readers, reading, Show Me, sorrowful, time, unburdened, writer | 6 Comments

New words for the week!

Posted on June 10, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

As I’ve increased my online reading (a decent measure of my offline boredom) about tenfold over the past few months, I’ve happened upon writers with vocabularies just as extensive as mine… much to my utter bewilderment. There have even been … Continue reading →

Posted in Instructional | Tagged adults, blog, boredom, brains, canard, English, followers, fungible, instructional, language, new, new words for the week, online reading, Oscar Wilde, primer, public service, reading, sentence, virago, vocabulary, writers | Leave a comment

GG Update #3!

Posted on April 20, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

Yes, it’s Saturday the 20th, and the time has come for the release of the third update for my Graphic Gamebook “Welcome to Xeresgate (The Arregret Prequel)”!! The story (for those of you who have been downloading the Word file … Continue reading →

Posted in Update | Tagged commenters, comments, disappointed, feedback, Graphic Gamebooks, medieval, readers, reading, Stat List / Item Page, story, tale, ten, unprecedented, unpublished, Welcome to Xeresgate | Leave a comment

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It’s Time (Again) to Address the Peanut Gallery

Disingenuous people make me SICK!

Nathan Fillion, The Super-Villain

Gosh, Bitches SURE LOVE Reading about Themselves! ^_^

Limbo

New words for the week!

GG Update #3!

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