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New Children’s Book Idea

Posted on April 1, 2014 by Emperor Lu Bu

Yes, I realize I’m posting this on April 1st… it’s not what you think. Most holidays are just like every other day to me. In that regard, I’m kind of like some early New Testament Christians (Romans 14:5) or a Jehovah’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Published Works, Update | Tagged April 1st, April Fool's Day, children's book, children's books, Christian bookstores, clean, faithful, family values, haters, holidays, ideas, illustrating, Jehovah's Witnesses, MGTOW, New Testament Christians, not a prank, pablum, pseudonyms, readers, readership, religious bookstores, Romans, traditional values, trolls, truth, void, writing, Xeresgate | Leave a comment

“Xeresgate: The Castle Within” IS FINALLY AVAILABLE!!!

Posted on March 8, 2014 by Emperor Lu Bu

This is it, my faithful readers and fans… the very beginning of the beautiful, awesome, peerless journey into the world of Xeresgate! It’s been seemingly countless hours of getting the formats just rightly and getting the cover just how I … Continue reading →

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The Final Countdown

Posted on February 3, 2014 by Emperor Lu Bu

I don’t want to put too much emphasis on it (in case I [or circumstances] end up disappointing me again), but my novel… my magnum opus, if you will… is on a do-or-die schedule to be completed and available for … Continue reading →

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I’m DONE with secondary education.

Posted on December 18, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

This will be short, but this needed to be said… I’m DONE with secondary education. DONE. And I don’t mean in the sense where people say, “I’ve finally graduated college/university and have gotten that shitty, useless piece of paper that … Continue reading →

Posted in Rant, Update | Tagged Associate Degree, bored, classroom led by morons with fake-ass doctorates, college, college degrees are WORTHLESS, common fucking sense, debts, done pretending, done with college, done with secondary education, done with student loans, Fine Arts, fortune, GCU sucks, genius intellect, God of the Universe, idiots are NOT my superiors, make it or die trying, massive, news, not bothering to graduate, obituaries, real successes aren't made by college degrees, sinking economy, stalled job market, student loans, the Universe is with me, university, wish me luck, writing | 6 Comments

YOUR CHANCE to be in one of the Emperor’s stories!

Posted on November 21, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

The post following this one will be a “new world”/Minecraft-type game I used to play on forums back in the day. It’s an add-on story, that can be updated by me OR YOU (and as such, taken in any direction … Continue reading →

Posted in Fictional, Update | Tagged absolute Truth, alias, beginning, caravan, chance, comeuppance, construct, contributors, countryside, CYOA, direction, Emperor, entry, evil, forums, Garden of Eden, good luck, grammar, gypsies, hero, ideas, journey, Karma, magic, medieval, Minecraft, mountains, must make sense, name, narrative, new world, post, pre-gunpowder, public, punishment, readers, reading, Rules of the World, share, spelling, stories, story, tone, villains, violate, voice, West, writer, writers, writing | Leave a comment

Genius Needs an Audience

Posted on November 17, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

I pinpointed a major weakness to my propensity for writing a while back: I am far less likely to engage in it if there is no one to see it (and preferably, see it right away – with comments). This … Continue reading →

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Nathan Fillion, The Super-Villain

Posted on August 22, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

***This post is specifically for NATHAN FILLION, so everyone else, turn your heads for a second and let the man read.*** I’ll make this quick, Nathan, as I know Castle and other things demand your time. I know the following … Continue reading →

Posted in Celebrity, Update | Tagged BriTANicK, celebrity cameo, my book, Nathan Fillion, reading, super-villains, The Daly Show, villains, writing, Xeresgate - The Castle Within | Leave a comment

The Pro-Western Marriage crowd aren’t Scholars; They’re a MOB.

Posted on August 14, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

Made up of “impassioned” in-duh-viduals from both sides of the Blue/Red Pill debate, most Western people these days (I find) are quick to charge into the fray for the defense of Western marriage. There’s not a true lady to be … Continue reading →

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New Words for the Week #3!

Posted on June 24, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

Never fear, dear readers – new words are here! I know that last time, I promised you all a “Battle Plan” for my book, but this week has been all sorts of unexpectedly crazy. At first, I thought I was … Continue reading →

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New Words for the Week #2!

Posted on June 17, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

I’ve got a “Battle Plan” post coming up (concerning the writing of my book), but considering my procrastinational proclivities are pushing that post’s importance into “tomorrow” (Which, honestly, could be any time in the upcoming week.), I figured I’d at … Continue reading →

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New Children’s Book Idea

The Final Countdown

I’m DONE with secondary education.

Genius Needs an Audience

Nathan Fillion, The Super-Villain

New Words for the Week #3!

New Words for the Week #2!

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