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What goes into being a Lady

I’ve railed against bitches numerous times on Show Me in the past, and can only recall going into what constitutes being a Lady briefly.  That seems to me to be an oversight.  It is perhaps our nature (as Men) to charge into … Continue reading

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Happy Dragons Day! (II)

Yes, it is the fourth annual Dragons Day (and the second time it’s been mentioned in Show Me, thus the above title), folks!  (If you missed the first one, you may read it here.)  This is the day that every red-blooded … Continue reading

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Where I want to go. V

Chapter Five: Afterlife 101 I tried to clear my mind before entering the Sage’s area again, as I didn’t want to have another helping of his surly demeanor.  I held my arms out at my sides, presenting the new (clothed) me … Continue reading

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Disingenuous people make me SICK!

I’ve mentioned before how I feel about “Likes” on my blog, but I think I should reiterate for those of you who don’t Follow me… They’re FUCKING WORTHLESS!  >:P If you don’t Follow my blog, I couldn’t give a shit … Continue reading

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Gosh, Bitches SURE LOVE Reading about Themselves! ^_^

I find that of the articles I write, the ones that receive the most attention (“Good or bad, press is press,” as they say.) are the ones written about Western women (AKA – bitches).  Now whether you believe (as I … Continue reading

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10 Ways that Bitches are remarkably like Cats

I’ll keep this entry short, as I’ll be doing New Words #4 later today… 10 – They’re generally pretty creatures (especially the ones with long hair), but it’s because they spend an inordinate amount of their time on grooming. 9 – Are … Continue reading

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Jerry Lewis was right; Tina Fey… was right, too.

This article is going to sting a little to write, as I’ve never particularly cared for Jerry Lewis (or The Three Stooges for that matter, a fact which would instantly bar me from membership in most men’s clubs), and I’ve … Continue reading

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Why “American Dad!” is a Steaming Turd

I’ll admit, when I added it to my Netflix queue, it took some getting used to.  Basically, American Dad! episodes were just half-as-good Family Guy episodes… that I hadn’t seen yet.  So they were a Family Guy placebo, really.  I … Continue reading

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