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“Xeresgate: The Castle Within” IS FINALLY AVAILABLE!!!

Posted on March 8, 2014 by Emperor Lu Bu

This is it, my faithful readers and fans… the very beginning of the beautiful, awesome, peerless journey into the world of Xeresgate! It’s been seemingly countless hours of getting the formats just rightly and getting the cover just how I … Continue reading →

Posted in Published Works, Update | Tagged 50s virtues, 69 chapters, 747, 80008 words, absolute Truth, acting, actors, Adam, advisors, All Your Base Are Belong To Us, allegories, America, apple, Archer, Armani, assholes, Assum Mirza, ATMs, award ceremonies, Baltimore, bar tabs, Barney Stinson, bars, bartenders, bathroom poetry, bathroom stalls, bedtime stories, being a good wingman, being remembered, billionaires, Billy Watson, bimbos, bitches, Blackhawk, bodyguards, Bon Jovi, Bon Jovi 2010 Circle Tour, bosses, brawlers, Brooklyn, bummers, busty redhead, cabs, camera phones, castle amenities, castle building, castles, Catholics, celebrities, Cessna, cheap cell phones, Christmas, Christmas mornings, cities, city, Claude, clubs, cocaine, cock-blocking, Coke vs Pepsi, collections tricks, college, college loans, community college, computers, country bars, cowboy hats, cowboys, crab pizzas, crotchety grandpas, cursing, cynicism, Dad, Dads, Dagorhir, daughters, demi-gods, Deputy Meyer, Destiny, diabetes, diamond cuff links, douchebags, dreams, drinking, drunk chicks, DVDs, Earth, Earths, email, England, English, English teacher Ms. Lewis, Eve, expensive, FAA, faith, fake breasts, fallacy, fame, family, Fate, father, fathers, female abusiveness, fighting, figuratively, financial independence, first-class flying, Ford trucks, fortune, France, Franklin Avenue, Fred Dibnah, galaxies, Game, Genghis Khan, gentlemen, geriatrics, get-rich-quick schemes, getting drunk, goals, God, God of the Universe, gods, gold coins, gold-digging whores, Google, Google Maps, gorgeous women, great crystal, Greece, grenades, hangovers, harpies, HDTVs, Helen, Hilton, holy book, honesty, hope, hosts, humans, humor, Hurricanes, ideals, inhibitions, isolationism, Jack Dalton, James, Jamesian Text, Jersey, Jim-Bob Abernathy, Jimmy Olsen, jobs, journey, July heat waves, Katie, Kevin Hart, kingdoms, Krod Mandoon, lack of social courtesy, Ladies' Night, language, laptops, legacies, legacy, Legend of the Seeker, lemon waters, lifestyles, Lilith, limousines, literally, long walks, lottery, lottery tickets, Lu Bu, luck, lucky, lunch dates, MacGyver, magic, magical, Malachi Hunter, Mama Fratelli, Manhattan, Mayberry, MD, medieval community, medieval times, Mega-Millions Jackpot, mentors, Merlin, metaphors, MGHOW, MGTOW, Michael, Michael Clarke Duncan, Michael R. Holt, mighty warriors, millionaires, Minecraft, misanthropes, Mom, Moms, money, monument, monuments, Nathan Fillion, New York City, nine cents, novel, NY, NYC, objects of anger, organic foods, passion, paychecks, penury, people, people too stupid to KNOW they're stupid, Pepe Le Pew, pick-up jargon, pilots, pirates, pizza, Playstation, polished dress shoes, porn, poverty, powers, prescription drugs, progeny, property taxes, PS2, PS4, PUA, PUAs, PvP, racism, racists, rappers, reading, realtors, recliners, refurbs, rich people, Rich Texan, road trips, Rome, Royalty, safety deposit boxes, Salt Lake City, Sam Elliott, sarcasm, scam artists, Scarlett O' Hara, Scotland, Sean Rouse, security jobs, selective hearing, Shakespeare, Shannon, shenanigans, similes, sincerity, Sir Kenneth Branagh, sketching, sleeping on benches, small mountain towns, smarminess, sons, South America, spaceship captains, spite, spoiled kids, sports metaphors, State Fair apples, stewardesses, straws in drinks, strip clubs, strippers, subconscious, superheroes, supernatural powers, superstition, surgery, talking smack behind people's backs, taxes, techniques, texting, the 80s, the Art, The Art of Castle Building, The Bible, the cave incident, the East, the Fates, The Game, the Garden, the Great Wall of China, the identity of the one woman I ever loved, the IRS, The Pen Is Mightier Productions, the Pyramids, The Simpsons, the West, the widow Athelas, theatre, tips, Tisha, truth, TV, twat-blockers, ugly, Universe, universes, Vanessa, Vera, Viktor Bender, VIP, VIPs, vocabulary, vodka, vodka shots, waitresses, Weight Watchers, white picket fences, Wilford Brimley, William Shakespeare, wingman, wings, wisdom, working men, world, writing, Xeresgate, Xeresgate - The Castle Within, Yahweh, yoga, yokels | 18 Comments

Provenience – Year One

Posted on November 22, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

Day One You awake to a cool breeze running through your hair and the sounds of rushing waters coming from a small river not a stone’s throw away from you. As you groggily lift your head from the earth that … Continue reading →

Posted in Fictional | Tagged alone, animals, apple trees, apples, ax, bears, blue skies, branches, clothing, compass directions, contentment, cool breeze, dawn, day one, deer, deerskin, distress fires, Earth, East, fearful, fire, fire pits, food, forest, grassy plains, hills, humans, hunger, imagination, leaves, logs, man, mankind, nature, night sky, pants, paradise, pheasants, predatory, primitive, Provenience, river, rocky mountain, satisfied, scouting, shelter, shore, sinews, snakes, solitude, southwest, stars, sticks, stone, stones, strings, sun, survival, swimming, tools, tunic, warm climate, water, wildlife, wooded, year one | Leave a comment

Genius Needs an Audience

Posted on November 17, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

I pinpointed a major weakness to my propensity for writing a while back: I am far less likely to engage in it if there is no one to see it (and preferably, see it right away – with comments). This … Continue reading →

Posted in Pensive | Tagged audience, banana nut bread, BBC, breath, brilliance, college work, death, Dr. John Watson, Earth, enemies, eternity, frailty, genius, genius needs an audience, inspiration, lamentation, life, magic, Mom, Netflix, pictures, poem, rebuke, screenwriter, Sherlock, Sherlock Holmes, soul, streusel nut topping, thanks, thoughts, voice, weakness, words, write, writing | 2 Comments

Where I want to go. V

Posted on October 17, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

Chapter Five: Afterlife 101 I tried to clear my mind before entering the Sage’s area again, as I didn’t want to have another helping of his surly demeanor. I held my arms out at my sides, presenting the new (clothed) me … Continue reading →

Posted in Fictional | Tagged accountants are lying cheaters, afterlife, Afterlife 101, alcohol, armor, arrow, attention to detail, back plate, bitch, bitches, breastplate, Chapter Five, clothed, death, demeanor, disparaging, dramatic effect, Earth, everything has its price, God of the Universe, Highlander, impressive, job, Johann Sebastian Bach, kid, La-Z-Boy, leather, Lex Archer, life, magic, mead, mentor, modern life makes people jerks, my ex-wife was a lying cheating bitch, name, newdeath, newdeaths, past life, profession, public servants, Puritans are boring, rebirth, reborn, reincarnation, rich, rudeness, Sage of the Inn, Sarah de Winter, Sebastian Schwertmeister, shame, shock, smile, society, soldier, surly, sweet, tavern patrons, Terrabellum, the After, Throne System, useful in society, where I want to go, whores, working ladies, young lady | 4 Comments

The Nihilistic Hedonist

Posted on October 7, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

What good is breathing if you must eventually stop? What good is existing if you cannot breathe fully the fragrant airs of spring? What good is living if all you do is exist? What good is life if you must … Continue reading →

Posted in Pensive | Tagged breath, breathing, city, civil service, continent, country, death, drugs, Earth, existence, food, fragrance, galaxy, Hedonism, Hedonist, hunger, hungry, laws, legalities, life, Life is pointless., nihilism, nihilist, power, riches, sobriety, solar system, spirits, state, thirst, thirsty, Universe, world | 4 Comments

I finally got China!! ^_^

Posted on July 10, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

Just a quick update because I’ve been asking the Universe for this for quite some time… I’ve finally been viewed in China! Now all that’s left for me to collect on my “Get Viewed by the Largest Land Mass Countries … Continue reading →

Posted in Update | Tagged China, Earth, finally, get with the program, God of the Universe, Greenland, happy tear, ironic, irony, land masses, largest land mass countries, stat map, stats, Universe, views, Vikings | Leave a comment

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“Xeresgate: The Castle Within” IS FINALLY AVAILABLE!!!

Provenience – Year One

Genius Needs an Audience

Where I want to go. V

The Nihilistic Hedonist

I finally got China!! ^_^

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