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10 Questions you WISH someone would ask you…

Posted on May 17, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

In my short lifetime (relative to the sun, civilization, and dirt), I’ve filled out a survey or two – mostly on friends’ Facebook accounts (back in the day – I don’t really “do” FB anymore). The most annoying thing is … Continue reading →

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