Snippets of Comedy

*If I have superpowers (and I’m not fully convinced that I don’t), then rain is my kryptonite.
That, and procrastination.
…and porn.
…and malaise.
…and strategy games.
…and doing something educational for only a day, and then leaving off doing it for months.
…and internet buzz about new episodes of “Firefly”.
In short, if I were a super(anti)hero, I’d likely be ridiculously OP – but I’d have a lot of weaknesses.

*I feel like the only photos I ever take of myself are the “Before” ones.

*The more I write, the more I only like to read the things I’ve written.
I still can’t decide if that means I’m hyper-narcissistic, or merely one of the best writers I’ve ever read.

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About Emperor Lu Bu

The Emperor of Xeresgate - if you wish to know more, read my words.
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