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The Final Countdown

Posted on February 3, 2014 by Emperor Lu Bu

I don’t want to put too much emphasis on it (in case I [or circumstances] end up disappointing me again), but my novel… my magnum opus, if you will… is on a do-or-die schedule to be completed and available for … Continue reading →

Posted in Comedic, Update, YouTube | Tagged $30 donation gets you a free book, aesthetics, America, author, autobiographies are often hyperbolic, bitches, blog, book, castles, cattle ranching, character, China, city bars, comedy, depression in America, dilettante, disappointment, discourse, do or die, Egypt, email, Emperor Lu Bu, EmperorLuBu.com, English grammar, Europe, excelling, fans, focus, God of the Universe, God Wants You to Wear a Hat, gods, Harry Potter, honorable, independence, IRS, J. R. R. Tolkien, languages, listening, lottery, magic, magnum opus, medieval times, MGTOWs, Minecraft, misandry, Monday, mountains, Mr. Fillion, Nathan Fillion, Nathan fucking Fillion, novel, online printers, PayPal, Pearl Harbor Sucked, pleasure, polyglot, polymath, poverty, prostitution, PUAs, racism, readers, reincarnation, self-publishing, Shakespeare, songs, spirit keeping, stimulation, strip clubs, super powers, Team America - World Police, The Final Countdown, Twitter, update, videos, viewing, wealth, website name, WKUK, work, writer, writing, Wu Xing, Xeresgate - The Castle Within, You're welcome, YouTube, Zhuge Liang | 4 Comments

You know what? FUCK Family Guy!

Posted on December 17, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

I’ve been there while Seth MacFarlane just outright shit all over men’s rights and the perception of strong, decent men (American Dad), and then shit all over our common sense and apparent tolerance for outright crap (The Cleveland Show), but … Continue reading →

Posted in Pensive, Rant | Tagged ad revenue, America, American Dad!, Amurricah, asshole, avaricious opportunist, Beta, Bill Burr, Bill Maher, Bob's Burgers, book writing, Brian, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Christmas message, clods, Comcast On-Demand, comedy, commercials SUCK - WHY are there still commercials?!?, common sense, creativity, dancing shows, Dane Cook, decent men, directionless, disingenuous, drivel, empty joke storehouse, Family Guy, flawed, FOX, free publicity, FUCK Family Guy, FUCK YOU Seth MacFarlane, Fuck you!, gimmicky, grounded, Hulu, in-duh-viduals, inanity, instruction, intellect, intellectual, Jeff Dunham, Jon Stewart, junk food, knowledge, Korea, Korean animators, liar, lonely graves, machinating, manipulative, men's rights, Merry Christmas, MGTOW, nerds, Netflix, Nickelodeon, Old Guard of Comedy, once-great nation, only options, pablum, pandering, pandering to bitches, pandering to the lowest common denominator, PUA, public accounts, publicity, readers, Real Time, reason, Red Pill Ladies, Ritalin, rotten leadership, self-aware, sell-out, Seth MacFarlane, Sinatra wannabe, singing shows, smug bullshit, soccer moms, Stewie never killed Lois, stop watching Family Guy, straw that broke the camel's back, strong men, talent shows, The Cleveland Show, The Daily Show, the death of Brian, the vault episode was utter shit, tolerance, TV, white noise, writer, YouTube | Leave a comment

It’s Time (Again) to Address the Peanut Gallery

Posted on October 24, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

As readers of mine who have read me for long enough can tell you, I have addressed the reason my comments are moderated before. But considering this new jackass obviously hasn’t read me for that long, allow me to say … Continue reading →

Posted in Rant, Update | Tagged addressing the peanut gallery, anonymous, asshole, awesome readers, barking at the moon, blog, calumniation, commenter, comments, conversation, coward, cowardly, Facebook, forums, fucker, fuckstick, I pay for this, insults, jackass, letter, lies, mindless drivel, moderated, moderation, motherfucker, peanut gallery, people who live in glass houses shouldn't throw stones, personal attacks, published for free, pussy, putting the peanut gallery in its place, readers, reading, scared little bitch, stupid-ass, trash, trashed, unread, WordPress, writers, you can't comment if I don't want you to, YouTube | 3 Comments

Ever wanted to hear the Voice of the Emperor?

Posted on September 14, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

Well, it just so happens that I’ve started a new YouTube channel in which I will be assuming an upper British affectation (the accent that I’ve always thought was the classiest) to read “classics” that are free from copyright. I’ve … Continue reading →

Posted in Update, YouTube | Tagged Agnostic, British, Charles Dickens, classical, entertainment, hedonistic, King James Bible, KJB, KJV, literary works, Mark Twain, Mom, NYC, Oscar Wilde, readers, Samuel Clemens, Shakespeare, The British Reader, voice acting, Voice of the Emperor, voiceover work, YouTube | 2 Comments

It really needed to be said.

Posted on August 20, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

I don’t often do links/reposts of other writers’ works, but I had to emphatically agree when I saw this YouTube update from Maddox. You don’t need to search for it on YouTube, because his video is embedded in his article. … Continue reading →

Posted in Comedic, Pensive | Tagged adults, annoying, Bill Maher, bitches, funny, hipsters, hipsters are awful, I'm Better Than Your Kids, laziness, link, live TV, Maddox, Politically Incorrect, Real Time, really, repost, Seth Meyers, SNL, the exception proves the rule, YouTube | Leave a comment

Whoa – awesome.

Posted on May 2, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

Okay, I don’t normally do posts just to share things other people have done (Really. Go check if you doubt me.), but I’ve always been a fan of BriTANicK on YouTube, and this latest offering from them has none other … Continue reading →

Posted in Comedic | Tagged awesome, awesomeness, BriTANicK, funny videos, If you're reading the tags - you obviously know it's Nathan Fillion - so don't complain, spoiler, surprise, YouTube | Leave a comment

The Woe of a Hetero Writer

Posted on April 2, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

Now, I’m not going to get into my patent-pending “Scale-o’- Gayness” here or where I identify myself on it, but for the ease of telling this particular narrative, I’m going to choose the simple moniker of “hetero”, as that most … Continue reading →

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Art, schmart!

Posted on March 23, 2013 by Emperor Lu Bu

I was just watching an episode of Creature Comforts America on Netflix that reminded me of something I feel needs to be addressed: Art – what is art, and what isn’t. (By the way, if you’re not familiar with the … Continue reading →

Posted in Comedic | Tagged abstract, Americans, animated short, art, Austria, Austrian parliament, bad art, Brian Regan, British, claymation, Creature Comforts, Creature Comforts America, dance, Edvard Munch, fantasy creatures, fiction, film, Franz West, good art, Gustav Klimt, hipster art critics, jackasses, Jackson Pollock, Jacques-Louis David, Napoleon Crossing the Alps, Netflix, nutsacks, painting, Pallas-Athene-Brunnen, poetry, recognizable, scribbles, sculpture, splotches, The Kiss, The Scream, theatre, YouTube | 2 Comments

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The Final Countdown

You know what? FUCK Family Guy!

It’s Time (Again) to Address the Peanut Gallery

Ever wanted to hear the Voice of the Emperor?

It really needed to be said.

Whoa – awesome.

The Woe of a Hetero Writer

Art, schmart!

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