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I <3 Painkillers
Now, as “addictive-personality” as that title sounds, allow me to expound upon that simple statement. Everyone that reads this blog regularly knows that I love medieval times… not necessarily the (very entertaining) restaurant, but the time period. That said, there … Continue reading
Posted in Pensive
Tagged addictive personality, admire, advancements, blog, DVDs, Futurama, German, God of the Universe, head, hyperbole, kidney stones, lazy, love, medieval times, migraines, modern science, musculature, pain, painkillers, poop, readers, security, sleep, synthetic painkillers, time period, time travelling, Tramadol, Ultram
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A Taste of what’s Wrong with American Bitches
(This should be a series. I’m thinking: “Fucked-up Examples of What We’re Doing Wrongly”. We’ll see.) Today, I’m critiquing this fucked-up dating site commercial that I seem to get inundated with whenever I try to catch up on The Daily … Continue reading
Posted in Rant
Tagged American, American bitches, American TV, Angel Lola Luv, average, bitches, chubby, chumps, commercial, courting, dating site, douchenozzles, examples, female chauvinists, flat-chested, gentlemen, heart, Hulu, hyperbole, idea, ladies, lesbian, men, misandrists, misandry, Mo'Nique, nonchalant, pandering, passive-aggressive, power move, Princess Complex, pussified, pussy-whipped, real men, relaxing, shit sandwich, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, ugly, working, wrong, Zoosk
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