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The Final Countdown

I don’t want to put too much emphasis on it (in case I [or circumstances] end up disappointing me again), but my novel… my magnum opus, if you will… is on a do-or-die schedule to be completed and available for … Continue reading

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You know what? FUCK Family Guy!

I’ve been there while Seth MacFarlane just outright shit all over men’s rights and the perception of strong, decent men (American Dad), and then shit all over our common sense and apparent tolerance for outright crap (The Cleveland Show), but … Continue reading

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YOUR CHANCE to be in one of the Emperor’s stories!

The post following this one will be a “new world”/Minecraft-type game I used to play on forums back in the day. It’s an add-on story, that can be updated by me OR YOU (and as such, taken in any direction … Continue reading

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Disingenuous people make me SICK!

I’ve mentioned before how I feel about “Likes” on my blog, but I think I should reiterate for those of you who don’t Follow me… They’re FUCKING WORTHLESS!  >:P If you don’t Follow my blog, I couldn’t give a shit … Continue reading

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Limbo

I don’t often do poetry here on Show Me, but today I find myself in the place I hate, yet seem to find inescapable… that limbo of the cloistered artist (or writer, in this case): free time. When I didn’t … Continue reading

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New Words for the Week #3!

Never fear, dear readers – new words are here!  I know that last time, I promised you all a “Battle Plan” for my book, but this week has been all sorts of unexpectedly crazy. At first, I thought I was … Continue reading

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It’s Like Dowsing for Accountability!

(In other words, I expect this to have as good of a chance for success.) As a writer, both my biggest motivator (and potentially biggest fear) is accountability.  (I suppose that should just say “As me…”, but this is about … Continue reading

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It Helps to Remind Myself…

It helps to occasionally remind myself why I am not actually an artist (you know, as pertains to drawing).  I used to have the patience for sketching way back in high school, but this monstrosity that I attempted here took … Continue reading

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I hate Heat, Humidity, and feeling Old

And these last couple of days have been nothing but.  XP Although the pain is 60% gone in my back (from the previous post), there’s now a stiffness and limited mobility there that I fear I may have to “over-medicate” … Continue reading

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Born to be a Consumer?

*** Everyone has off-days… even people with nothing in particular to do.  This is the case for me today.  No cause for alarm – things should be back to foamy, frothy awesome tomorrow. *** For a guy who likes to … Continue reading

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