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YOUR CHANCE to be in one of the Emperor’s stories!
The post following this one will be a “new world”/Minecraft-type game I used to play on forums back in the day. It’s an add-on story, that can be updated by me OR YOU (and as such, taken in any direction … Continue reading
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Jerry Lewis was right; Tina Fey… was right, too.
This article is going to sting a little to write, as I’ve never particularly cared for Jerry Lewis (or The Three Stooges for that matter, a fact which would instantly bar me from membership in most men’s clubs), and I’ve … Continue reading
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The Woe of a Hetero Writer
Now, I’m not going to get into my patent-pending “Scale-o’- Gayness” here or where I identify myself on it, but for the ease of telling this particular narrative, I’m going to choose the simple moniker of “hetero”, as that most … Continue reading
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Does the Morning work for you?
Apparently, the main time my creative brain works is in the wee hours of the morning. This is something I’ve been slowly coming to understand. The previous post was written around 0330 this morning (which I only mention because, as … Continue reading
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