I’ll keep this entry short, as I’ll be doing New Words #4 later today…
10 – They’re generally pretty creatures (especially the ones with long hair), but it’s because they spend an inordinate amount of their time on grooming.
9 – Are twice as likely to get ridiculously fat if there is someone willing to give them more attention than they deserve.
8 – If you try to blow raspberries on their stomachs, both will scratch the shit out of you.
7 – Pay them attention, and they’re indifferent; ignore them, and they’re constantly underfoot.
6 – Always making noise – as if we have the slightest idea what they’re saying.
5 – Are especially desirous of your affection if there is another of their gender around.
4 – Both tend to view prolonged, direct eye contact as a sign of aggression.
3 – They always suck up to you if they think there might be a treat involved.
2 – Both seem to live for-frikkin-ever. (Just ask a married man.)
1 – They are generally easier to live with once reproduction is permanently prevented.
There you have it.
My landlord has cats, just in case you’re wondering what sparked this today.
So, have a nice Monday (if you can) and I’ll see you later with New Words #4. 🙂
Update: It has come to my attention that a sizable chunk of attention is being paid to this article (Thanks to TempestTcup) via a Reddit that I’d previously not known of, called “RedPillWomen”. I knew enlightened women (read: ladies) were out there (And I’m giving you the benefit of the doubt for now as I’m familiar with naught but my sex’s Red Pill writings.), but I had no idea that they existed in such large numbers. In my least pandering voice, allow me to say: there may be hope for us as a society yet.
To the point: when I first wrote this article, I made the first differentiating gaffe I believe I’ve ever allowed myself to make – using the blanket term “women”, when what I obviously meant was “bitches” (This has been corrected, as you see in the title.). I can only assume that I was tired when I wrote it, because this is a distinction I typically make quite often.
True Red Pill Women (again, benefit of the doubt) would be ladies – and therefore not represented by this list. Of course, if you say you’re a RPW yet find yourself reflected in anything other than #10, then I’ve got news for you… you’re not a lady; you’re a bitch.
Western society is rife with bitches. This article describes them. I have no need to apologize to any ladies who’ve read this, of course, because you immediately knew that this had nothing to do with you. Bravo, ladies.
And to the offended bitches? Kiss my ass – it’s the nicest meal you deserve.