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A Taste of what’s Wrong with American Bitches
(This should be a series. I’m thinking: “Fucked-up Examples of What We’re Doing Wrongly”. We’ll see.) Today, I’m critiquing this fucked-up dating site commercial that I seem to get inundated with whenever I try to catch up on The Daily … Continue reading
Posted in Rant
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The Woe of a Hetero Writer
Now, I’m not going to get into my patent-pending “Scale-o’- Gayness” here or where I identify myself on it, but for the ease of telling this particular narrative, I’m going to choose the simple moniker of “hetero”, as that most … Continue reading
Posted in Pensive
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