That’s ADAPTATION, not Evolution… you fucking idiot.

Look, before I begin, I need to make it clear that I am not a Creationist.  I’m not.  (And I don’t mean that in the way people do when they say “I’m not a racist, but…” and then tell some fucked-up joke.)

However, unlike most well-meaning Atheists (that somehow find enough faith to put in Evolution)… I actually do rely on facts.  As much as Atheists clamor for fact-checking and accountability from Creationist scientists (I know – it’s as much of an oxymoron as “Evolutionary scientist”.), they sure do love to wrest nomenclature.

Look, fools – evolution is when one creature changes from one species to an altogether different species (Ostensibly, over millions of years – because, hey, we wouldn’t want to accidentally find out we’re fucking wrong in our lifetime… right, Evolutionists?).

Adaptation, on the other hand, is when one distinct species adapts or uses latent abilities that they already have in order to overcome environmental difficulties and challenges.  It would be like an American shipped to China by mistake learning Mandarin in order to survive.  If he’d never been sent to China, his ability to learn Mandarin would have never manifested.

That doesn’t mean that the American is now a native Chinese person.  It means he’s an American that has adapted (not evolved) to learn Chinese.  It will help him survive.

The generational adaptation that might take place between the American and any Chinese woman he may procreate with will definitely produce offspring that is culturally mixed, but even that is not evolution.  It is two dissimilar members of the same species giving birth to an offspring that shares both their cultural traits.

I’ve heard of the Creationist argument: “If Evolution is true, then why are there still monkeys?”  While this reasoning may not be entirely scientific, you have to admit – Evolutionists – that they are following your strain of logic.  If evolution is supposedly adaptation (in order to survive) that makes a different species out of a former one, then guess what?  By that logic, the former one should be gone.  The former one, lacking the necessary “evolutionary advancement” needed to fucking live, should not be able to do so.  Savvy?  They’ve got a valid point, and they use your flawed faith (Evolution) to arrive at it.

Look, people… fight all you want.  I really don’t care.  But just know that you both look like assholes when you do.  Evolution is faith, plain and simple.  There’s nothing wrong with keeping your options open and merely saying, “You know what?  I just don’t know.”

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2 Responses to That’s ADAPTATION, not Evolution… you fucking idiot.

  1. mista g says:

    Well said sir, I couldent put it better myself,
    I just read somethin on evolutionists saying species adapting is ‘real time’ evolution so the silly cun*s can say any adaptation is evolution…. Haahaaa.

    • I mean, of all the silly faiths – evolution latches onto the same things that creationists do: things we CANNOT OBSERVE and only they can “prove”.

      Funny how you never see any REAL scientists ever espousing the faith of something that not only must break the laws of thermodynamics in order to exist, but that DOES NOT FOLLOW The Scientific Method at all!

      It wouldn’t be so bad if they weren’t so SMUG about it, too – as if science has proven evolution (It hasn’t.). Neil deGrasse Tyson and every other idiot posing as knowledgeable about science (that STILL believes in evolution) can suck my genius balls.

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