I have learned two things today:
Footlong double-meat cold cut sandwiches from (a place that isn’t paying me to be their spokesperson) make me feel bloated.
I will always put something off until the last available minute and beyond. You see how late this entry is for today? I put it off. Can you smell my dirty clothes through your computer? Put off the laundry today, too. Know when I’m writing the pitch I have to give tonight? During the time it takes the 17 people signed up ahead of me to go!
Seriously, I may have the world’s first case of serial procrastination.